Turs burglar: Daddy why is there so much red in my lineup?
Turd burglar sr: son. Be grateful that people want to play with you. Today is their day son...youll have your day later..
Turd burglar: yes daddy and btw sorry for being a little meanie before.
Turd burglar sr: its ok son. I just want you to grow up wise...now go eat a turd before story time.
Turd burglar: yes daddy