Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Anal Squirt Masacre | 7-6 | 2385.92 | 1.000 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 1 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 9-4 | 2483.84 | 0.970 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 4 |
 | Fecal Thoroughfare | 11-2 | 2343.88 | 0.876 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 |
 | 2AM at Denny's | 5-8 | 2336.70 | 0.874 | 9 | 4 | 12 | 3 |
 | Sponge Worthy | 6-7 | 2203.56 | 0.872 | 7 | 6 | 10 | 2 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 7-6 | 2124.00 | 0.743 | 5 | 9 | 2 | 5 |
 | Honky Lips | 8-5 | 2225.96 | 0.691 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 11 |
 | Puka and Rally | 5-8 | 2174.78 | 0.665 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 8 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 6-7 | 1999.64 | 0.596 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 10 |
 | Uncircumcised rosterbaters | 5-8 | 1916.52 | 0.558 | 11 | 12 | 4 | 6 |
 | Kenneth & The Skywalkers | 6-7 | 2147.28 | 0.530 | 6 | 8 | 4 | 12 |
 | Twinkle Sphincter | 3-10 | 1919.58 | 0.499 | 12 | 11 | 9 | 9 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | ASS Etienne SZN | 10-3 | 2285.86 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 11-2 | 2357.72 | 0.989 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
 | Haywood Jahblome | 6-7 | 2171.26 | 0.929 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
 | aPukalypse Now | 7-6 | 2264.62 | 0.888 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 4 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 9-4 | 2124.68 | 0.780 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 8 |
 | Bear Down | 6-7 | 2250.44 | 0.777 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 7 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 3-10 | 1801.80 | 0.727 | 12 | 11 | 11 | 2 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 4-9 | 2158.40 | 0.726 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 5 |
 | J Loves Rods & Dude Bods | 8-5 | 2018.74 | 0.672 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 10 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 5-8 | 1964.18 | 0.590 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 9 |
 | Trading sucks with birdo | 5-8 | 1868.32 | 0.510 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 12 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-9 | 1716.16 | 0.505 | 11 | 12 | 12 | 11 |
