

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|  | VOLCANUS | 7-1 | 1270.38 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 
|  | Inflamed taint | 5-3 | 1093.98 | 0.858 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 
|  | Big Black Hawk | 4-4 | 1046.28 | 0.794 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 
|  | Clit Cannibal | 5-3 | 1043.82 | 0.766 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 
|  | Puka and Rally | 3-5 | 1029.32 | 0.702 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 4 | 
|  | Run CMC | 5-3 | 1140.58 | 0.681 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 
|  | My Mahomies | 4-4 | 935.14 | 0.587 | 7 | 11 | 6 | 6 | 
|  | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-5 | 970.44 | 0.533 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 
|  | Milf Hunter | 5-3 | 1035.98 | 0.527 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 
|  | Honky Lips | 3-5 | 872.30 | 0.492 | 10 | 12 | 8 | 7 | 
| Ice Queef | 2-6 | 953.10 | 0.459 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 9 | |
|  | Burritos n Dick | 2-6 | 973.32 | 0.413 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 12 | 
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|  | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 4-4 | 1092.42 | 1.000 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 
|  | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 5-3 | 1104.78 | 0.968 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 
|  | Cock Chewa | 4-4 | 1068.50 | 0.937 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 2 | 
|  | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-3 | 1036.52 | 0.904 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 
|  | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-4 | 993.48 | 0.844 | 7 | 6 | 12 | 4 | 
|  | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 4-4 | 988.40 | 0.725 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 
|  | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-3 | 932.32 | 0.718 | 4 | 10 | 2 | 7 | 
|  | TEAM STILLOS | 5-3 | 1031.26 | 0.666 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 12 | 
|  | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 4-4 | 983.26 | 0.599 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 
|  | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-4 | 914.62 | 0.576 | 10 | 11 | 7 | 8 | 
|  | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-5 | 964.94 | 0.518 | 11 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 
|  | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-7 | 785.14 | 0.346 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 11 |