Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 7-1 | 1270.38 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Inflamed taint | 5-3 | 1093.98 | 0.859 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 4-4 | 1046.28 | 0.796 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 3 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 5-3 | 1043.82 | 0.767 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
 | Puka and Rally | 3-5 | 1029.32 | 0.702 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 4 |
 | Run CMC | 5-3 | 1140.58 | 0.700 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 9 |
 | My Mahomies | 4-4 | 935.14 | 0.586 | 7 | 11 | 6 | 6 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-5 | 970.44 | 0.527 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
 | Milf Hunter | 5-3 | 1035.98 | 0.527 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 11 |
 | Honky Lips | 3-5 | 872.30 | 0.492 | 10 | 12 | 8 | 7 |
| Ice Queef | 2-6 | 953.10 | 0.428 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 10 | |
 | Burritos n Dick | 2-6 | 973.32 | 0.412 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 12 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 4-4 | 1092.42 | 1.000 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-3 | 1036.52 | 0.944 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-4 | 993.48 | 0.885 | 7 | 6 | 12 | 2 |
 | Cock Chewa | 4-4 | 1068.50 | 0.816 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 6 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-3 | 932.32 | 0.777 | 4 | 10 | 2 | 4 |
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 5-3 | 1104.78 | 0.759 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 5-3 | 1031.26 | 0.666 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 12 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 4-4 | 983.26 | 0.639 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 7 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-4 | 914.62 | 0.635 | 10 | 11 | 7 | 5 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 4-4 | 988.40 | 0.619 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 9 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-5 | 964.94 | 0.558 | 11 | 9 | 9 | 8 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-7 | 785.14 | 0.346 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 11 |
