Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 8-3 | 1696.14 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | Inflamed taint | 7-4 | 1487.30 | 0.880 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
 | Run CMC | 7-4 | 1567.46 | 0.853 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Milf Hunter | 6-5 | 1459.34 | 0.728 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 5 |
 | Puka and Rally | 5-6 | 1404.02 | 0.655 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 4-7 | 1352.16 | 0.628 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 4 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 7-4 | 1436.24 | 0.616 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 10 |
 | Honky Lips | 5-6 | 1234.82 | 0.560 | 8 | 11 | 6 | 7 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 6-5 | 1427.32 | 0.557 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 11 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 3-8 | 1277.80 | 0.512 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 8 |
 | My Mahomies | 5-6 | 1211.24 | 0.467 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 9 |
| Ice Queef | 3-8 | 1266.44 | 0.388 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 12 | |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 7-4 | 1485.98 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 7-4 | 1418.92 | 0.974 | 2 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 5-6 | 1470.52 | 0.937 | 8 | 2 | 7 | 2 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 7-4 | 1401.92 | 0.838 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 5 |
 | Cock Chewa | 6-5 | 1467.44 | 0.750 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 10 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 6-5 | 1296.10 | 0.749 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 3 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-6 | 1393.54 | 0.739 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 6-5 | 1353.30 | 0.644 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 8 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 4-7 | 1345.76 | 0.624 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 6 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 7-4 | 1382.40 | 0.611 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 12 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-7 | 1251.86 | 0.530 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 9 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 2-9 | 1064.00 | 0.402 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 11 |
