Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Run CMC | 2-0 | 329.32 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | VOLCANUS | 2-0 | 324.40 | 0.999 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 |
 | Puka and Rally | 1-1 | 270.16 | 0.821 | 5 | 4 | 11 | 3 |
 | Inflamed taint | 1-1 | 272.14 | 0.702 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 8 |
| Ice Queef | 1-1 | 228.96 | 0.666 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 6 | |
 | My Mahomies | 2-0 | 241.28 | 0.658 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 11 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 1-1 | 223.08 | 0.657 | 7 | 8 | 4 | 5 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 1-1 | 217.68 | 0.623 | 9 | 10 | 4 | 4 |
 | Milf Hunter | 0-2 | 244.72 | 0.552 | 10 | 5 | 4 | 7 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 1-1 | 222.48 | 0.483 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 12 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 0-2 | 212.76 | 0.418 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 9 |
 | Honky Lips | 0-2 | 211.48 | 0.357 | 12 | 12 | 9 | 10 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 1-1 | 279.52 | 1.000 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 2-0 | 274.78 | 0.973 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 |
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 1-1 | 271.82 | 0.901 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 2-0 | 219.60 | 0.891 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 4 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 1-1 | 281.08 | 0.887 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 1-1 | 223.96 | 0.814 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 2 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 1-1 | 256.32 | 0.810 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 5 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 1-1 | 245.38 | 0.664 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 10 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-1 | 217.52 | 0.589 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 8 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 1-1 | 223.26 | 0.573 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 11 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 0-2 | 204.14 | 0.448 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 9 |
 | TBD | 0-2 | 213.20 | 0.399 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 12 |
