Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 7-2 | 1381.88 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Run CMC | 6-3 | 1317.00 | 0.967 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
 | Inflamed taint | 5-4 | 1212.24 | 0.856 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 5-4 | 1205.98 | 0.845 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 6-3 | 1204.34 | 0.766 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 7 |
 | Milf Hunter | 5-4 | 1165.52 | 0.739 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 5 |
 | Puka and Rally | 3-6 | 1132.60 | 0.660 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 6 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 4-5 | 1135.04 | 0.644 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 8 |
 | Honky Lips | 4-5 | 1024.00 | 0.531 | 8 | 11 | 9 | 9 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 3-6 | 1079.92 | 0.490 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 11 |
 | My Mahomies | 4-5 | 1012.40 | 0.488 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 10 |
| Ice Queef | 2-7 | 1085.82 | 0.441 | 12 | 9 | 11 | 12 | |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 6-3 | 1259.86 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Cock Chewa | 5-4 | 1218.50 | 0.918 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 5 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-4 | 1164.64 | 0.914 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 4 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 4-5 | 1228.08 | 0.913 | 9 | 2 | 6 | 1 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 5-4 | 1124.36 | 0.824 | 7 | 8 | 2 | 3 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 5-4 | 1126.40 | 0.803 | 6 | 7 | 12 | 7 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 6-3 | 1152.66 | 0.799 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 9 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 5-4 | 1143.00 | 0.749 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 8 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-6 | 1086.64 | 0.645 | 11 | 9 | 8 | 6 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-5 | 1058.40 | 0.554 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 10 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-4 | 1028.22 | 0.511 | 8 | 11 | 2 | 12 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-8 | 875.10 | 0.399 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 11 |
