Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Uncircumcised rosterbaters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.886 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.793 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
 | VOLCANUS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.749 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 |
 | Anal Squirt Masacre | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.698 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 |
 | Sponge Worthy | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.594 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
 | Honky Lips | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.536 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 |
 | Kenneth & The Skywalkers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.477 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 |
 | Puka and Rally | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.424 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.362 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.287 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
 | My Mahomies | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.206 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.875 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 |
 | Haywood Jahblome | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.799 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.749 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.658 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.614 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.562 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.511 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.463 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
 | aPukalypse Now | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.419 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
 | TBD | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.318 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.248 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
