Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 4-1 | 814.48 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Run CMC | 3-2 | 752.74 | 0.837 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 3-2 | 639.64 | 0.811 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 3-2 | 634.62 | 0.776 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 3 |
 | Milf Hunter | 2-3 | 630.06 | 0.620 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
 | Inflamed taint | 2-3 | 690.60 | 0.581 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 10 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-2 | 629.68 | 0.547 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 11 |
 | Puka and Rally | 1-4 | 612.34 | 0.537 | 12 | 9 | 12 | 5 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 2-3 | 627.84 | 0.533 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 8 |
| Ice Queef | 2-3 | 605.00 | 0.499 | 10 | 11 | 8 | 7 | |
 | My Mahomies | 3-2 | 608.44 | 0.464 | 6 | 10 | 1 | 12 |
 | Honky Lips | 2-3 | 589.14 | 0.431 | 11 | 12 | 10 | 9 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 4-1 | 719.86 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 2-3 | 677.12 | 0.849 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 3-2 | 665.98 | 0.811 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 6 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 2-3 | 643.16 | 0.785 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 3 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 4-1 | 687.80 | 0.731 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 10 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 4-1 | 598.30 | 0.726 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
 | TBD | 2-3 | 641.26 | 0.678 | 8 | 6 | 11 | 7 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 3-2 | 640.02 | 0.590 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 12 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 1-4 | 569.06 | 0.573 | 11 | 10 | 8 | 5 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 2-3 | 543.64 | 0.536 | 10 | 11 | 4 | 8 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 2-3 | 576.48 | 0.488 | 9 | 9 | 4 | 11 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-4 | 524.52 | 0.449 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 9 |
