Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Clit Cannibal | 9-4 | 2195.00 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 1 |
 | Anal Squirt Masacre | 7-6 | 2134.22 | 0.862 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
 | Honky Lips | 8-5 | 1977.40 | 0.817 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
 | 2AM at Denny's | 5-8 | 2070.62 | 0.770 | 9 | 3 | 12 | 5 |
 | Puka and Rally | 5-8 | 1918.68 | 0.746 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 2 |
 | Fecal Thoroughfare | 11-2 | 2061.18 | 0.738 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 10 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 7-6 | 1870.92 | 0.668 | 5 | 8 | 2 | 6 |
 | Kenneth & The Skywalkers | 6-7 | 1938.78 | 0.621 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 8 |
 | Sponge Worthy | 6-7 | 1865.94 | 0.608 | 7 | 9 | 10 | 9 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 6-7 | 1825.04 | 0.528 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 11 |
 | Uncircumcised rosterbaters | 5-8 | 1679.84 | 0.473 | 11 | 12 | 4 | 7 |
 | Twinkle Sphincter | 3-10 | 1697.94 | 0.368 | 12 | 11 | 9 | 12 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | ASS Etienne SZN | 10-3 | 2041.88 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 11-2 | 2120.22 | 0.997 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
 | Haywood Jahblome | 6-7 | 1892.82 | 0.886 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
 | Bear Down | 6-7 | 1985.00 | 0.849 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 3 |
 | aPukalypse Now | 7-6 | 2029.32 | 0.810 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 6 |
 | J Loves Rods & Dude Bods | 8-5 | 1785.90 | 0.696 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 8 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 5-8 | 1737.60 | 0.653 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 5 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 9-4 | 1860.28 | 0.650 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 11 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 4-9 | 1875.30 | 0.598 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 9 |
 | Trading sucks with birdo | 5-8 | 1652.66 | 0.556 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 3-10 | 1568.64 | 0.548 | 12 | 11 | 11 | 7 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-9 | 1470.60 | 0.438 | 11 | 12 | 12 | 12 |
