

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|  | VOLCANUS | 6-1 | 1135.72 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 
|  | Big Black Hawk | 4-3 | 946.90 | 0.865 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 
|  | Run CMC | 4-3 | 999.02 | 0.820 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 
|  | Clit Cannibal | 5-2 | 928.54 | 0.766 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 
|  | Milf Hunter | 4-3 | 895.32 | 0.717 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 
|  | Inflamed taint | 4-3 | 954.56 | 0.688 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 
|  | Puka and Rally | 2-5 | 899.94 | 0.663 | 10 | 6 | 11 | 5 | 
|  | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-4 | 841.32 | 0.578 | 7 | 10 | 6 | 7 | 
|  | My Mahomies | 3-4 | 805.26 | 0.477 | 8 | 11 | 6 | 10 | 
|  | Burritos n Dick | 2-5 | 860.04 | 0.473 | 11 | 8 | 11 | 11 | 
|  | Honky Lips | 3-4 | 781.50 | 0.467 | 9 | 12 | 9 | 9 | 
| Ice Queef | 2-5 | 847.46 | 0.408 | 12 | 9 | 10 | 12 | |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|  | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 4-3 | 974.82 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 
|  | TEAM STILLOS | 4-3 | 928.38 | 0.956 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 
|  | Cock Chewa | 4-3 | 942.52 | 0.953 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 
|  | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 3-4 | 935.94 | 0.948 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 
|  | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-4 | 855.28 | 0.887 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 
|  | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 3-4 | 845.74 | 0.871 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 
|  | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 4-3 | 864.70 | 0.858 | 7 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 
|  | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-2 | 848.50 | 0.807 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 
|  | I Roll On Shabbos | 4-3 | 891.82 | 0.778 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 
|  | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-3 | 906.26 | 0.760 | 5 | 5 | 12 | 11 | 
|  | Fuck You Shoresy! | 3-4 | 800.34 | 0.667 | 11 | 11 | 9 | 7 | 
|  | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-6 | 708.98 | 0.345 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 12 |