

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | VOLCANUS | 8-3 | 1696.64 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
![]() | Inflamed taint | 7-4 | 1487.30 | 0.860 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
![]() | Milf Hunter | 6-5 | 1459.34 | 0.825 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
![]() | Run CMC | 7-4 | 1567.46 | 0.813 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 |
![]() | Clit Cannibal | 7-4 | 1435.74 | 0.809 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
![]() | Big Black Hawk | 6-5 | 1427.32 | 0.684 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 |
![]() | Puka and Rally | 5-6 | 1404.02 | 0.622 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 8 |
![]() | Wicker Park White Boys | 4-7 | 1351.66 | 0.591 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 6 |
![]() | My Mahomies | 5-6 | 1211.24 | 0.499 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 9 |
![]() | Honky Lips | 5-6 | 1234.82 | 0.499 | 8 | 11 | 6 | 10 |
![]() | Burritos n Dick | 3-8 | 1270.80 | 0.454 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 11 |
| Ice Queef | 3-8 | 1266.44 | 0.386 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 12 | |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 7-4 | 1486.48 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
![]() | Thundercats and Back Tats | 7-4 | 1418.92 | 0.995 | 2 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
![]() | Cock Chewa | 6-5 | 1467.44 | 0.988 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
![]() | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 5-6 | 1470.52 | 0.921 | 8 | 2 | 7 | 3 |
![]() | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 7-4 | 1401.92 | 0.785 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 7 |
![]() | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-6 | 1393.54 | 0.712 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 8 |
![]() | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 6-5 | 1296.10 | 0.685 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 6 |
![]() | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 4-7 | 1345.26 | 0.668 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 5 |
![]() | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 6-5 | 1346.30 | 0.616 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 9 |
![]() | TEAM STILLOS | 7-4 | 1382.40 | 0.597 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 12 |
![]() | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-7 | 1251.86 | 0.496 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
![]() | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 2-9 | 1064.00 | 0.396 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 11 |