Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 2-1 | 461.06 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 1 |
 | Run CMC | 2-1 | 441.32 | 0.946 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
| Ice Queef | 2-1 | 390.88 | 0.839 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 5 | |
 | Clit Cannibal | 2-1 | 360.40 | 0.769 | 5 | 8 | 1 | 3 |
 | My Mahomies | 2-1 | 382.20 | 0.729 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 7 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 2-1 | 353.20 | 0.722 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 4 |
 | Inflamed taint | 1-2 | 408.62 | 0.636 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 9 |
 | Puka and Rally | 1-2 | 373.88 | 0.631 | 10 | 7 | 12 | 6 |
 | Milf Hunter | 1-2 | 387.16 | 0.615 | 9 | 5 | 7 | 8 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 2-1 | 359.50 | 0.574 | 6 | 9 | 3 | 12 |
 | Honky Lips | 1-2 | 332.80 | 0.429 | 11 | 12 | 10 | 11 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 0-3 | 333.80 | 0.381 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 10 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 2-1 | 427.86 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 2-1 | 412.34 | 0.974 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 1 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 3-0 | 418.10 | 0.928 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 3-0 | 343.64 | 0.890 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 3 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 2-1 | 406.74 | 0.836 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 5 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 2-1 | 331.68 | 0.736 | 6 | 10 | 4 | 4 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 1-2 | 376.90 | 0.645 | 7 | 5 | 9 | 9 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 1-2 | 376.50 | 0.591 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 10 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 1-2 | 333.32 | 0.568 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 0-3 | 319.00 | 0.512 | 12 | 11 | 11 | 6 |
 | TBD | 0-3 | 345.10 | 0.474 | 11 | 7 | 11 | 11 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-2 | 309.28 | 0.408 | 10 | 12 | 6 | 12 |
