Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Uncircumcised rosterbaters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.867 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 |
 | Sponge Worthy | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.794 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
 | VOLCANUS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.674 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 |
 | Anal Squirt Masacre | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.594 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 |
 | Puka and Rally | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.538 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.466 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.403 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 |
 | Honky Lips | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.326 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
 | Kenneth & The Skywalkers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.269 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
 | Twinkle Sphincter | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.093 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.037 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 |
 | Haywood Jahblome | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.906 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.788 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
 | aPukalypse Now | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.711 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.659 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.575 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.523 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.445 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 |
 | Trading sucks with birdo | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.336 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.263 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
 | Icebox, Call Me Becky | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.218 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.092 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
