Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 8-3 | 1696.14 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | Inflamed taint | 7-4 | 1487.30 | 0.859 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
 | Run CMC | 7-4 | 1567.46 | 0.831 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
 | Milf Hunter | 6-5 | 1459.34 | 0.825 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 6-5 | 1427.32 | 0.702 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 4-7 | 1352.16 | 0.609 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 5 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 7-4 | 1436.24 | 0.602 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 11 |
 | Puka and Rally | 5-6 | 1404.02 | 0.593 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 |
 | My Mahomies | 5-6 | 1211.24 | 0.535 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 7 |
 | Honky Lips | 5-6 | 1234.82 | 0.534 | 8 | 11 | 6 | 8 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 3-8 | 1277.80 | 0.472 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 10 |
| Ice Queef | 3-8 | 1266.44 | 0.386 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 12 | |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 7-4 | 1418.92 | 1.000 | 2 | 4 | 10 | 3 |
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 7-4 | 1485.98 | 0.987 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Cock Chewa | 6-5 | 1467.44 | 0.971 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 5-6 | 1470.52 | 0.870 | 8 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 7-4 | 1401.92 | 0.774 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 7 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-6 | 1393.54 | 0.702 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 8 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 6-5 | 1296.10 | 0.694 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 5 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 4-7 | 1345.76 | 0.621 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 6 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 6-5 | 1353.30 | 0.608 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 9 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 7-4 | 1382.40 | 0.589 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 12 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-7 | 1251.86 | 0.489 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 2-9 | 1064.00 | 0.390 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 11 |
