

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | VOLCANUS | 7-2 | 1381.88 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
![]() | Inflamed taint | 5-4 | 1212.24 | 0.860 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
![]() | Big Black Hawk | 5-4 | 1205.98 | 0.842 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 3 |
![]() | Run CMC | 6-3 | 1317.00 | 0.756 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 |
![]() | Wicker Park White Boys | 4-5 | 1135.04 | 0.717 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 4 |
![]() | Clit Cannibal | 6-3 | 1204.34 | 0.676 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 9 |
![]() | Milf Hunter | 5-4 | 1165.52 | 0.674 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
![]() | Puka and Rally | 3-6 | 1132.60 | 0.658 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 5 |
![]() | Honky Lips | 4-5 | 1024.00 | 0.560 | 8 | 11 | 9 | 7 |
![]() | My Mahomies | 4-5 | 1012.40 | 0.452 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 10 |
| Ice Queef | 2-7 | 1085.82 | 0.438 | 12 | 9 | 11 | 11 | |
![]() | Burritos n Dick | 3-6 | 1079.92 | 0.407 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 4-5 | 1228.08 | 1.000 | 9 | 2 | 6 | 1 |
![]() | Thundercats and Back Tats | 5-4 | 1126.40 | 0.978 | 6 | 7 | 12 | 3 |
![]() | TEAM STILLOS | 6-3 | 1152.66 | 0.973 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 5 |
![]() | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 5-4 | 1124.36 | 0.924 | 7 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
![]() | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 5-4 | 1143.00 | 0.910 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 4 |
![]() | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-4 | 1164.64 | 0.888 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 7 |
![]() | Cock Chewa | 5-4 | 1218.50 | 0.865 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 9 |
![]() | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 6-3 | 1259.86 | 0.831 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 |
![]() | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-5 | 1058.40 | 0.707 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 6 |
![]() | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-4 | 1028.22 | 0.663 | 8 | 11 | 2 | 8 |
![]() | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-6 | 1086.64 | 0.504 | 11 | 9 | 8 | 12 |
![]() | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-8 | 875.10 | 0.414 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 11 |