

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]()  | VOLCANUS | 7-2 | 1381.88 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 
![]()  | Run CMC | 6-3 | 1317.00 | 0.901 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 
![]()  | Clit Cannibal | 6-3 | 1204.34 | 0.869 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 
![]()  | Inflamed taint | 5-4 | 1212.24 | 0.821 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 
![]()  | Big Black Hawk | 5-4 | 1205.98 | 0.810 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 
![]()  | Milf Hunter | 5-4 | 1165.52 | 0.697 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 
![]()  | Wicker Park White Boys | 4-5 | 1135.04 | 0.631 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 
![]()  | Puka and Rally | 3-6 | 1132.60 | 0.629 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 
![]()  | Honky Lips | 4-5 | 1024.00 | 0.521 | 8 | 11 | 9 | 9 | 
![]()  | My Mahomies | 4-5 | 1012.40 | 0.483 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 10 | 
![]()  | Burritos n Dick | 3-6 | 1079.92 | 0.481 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 11 | 
| Ice Queef | 2-7 | 1085.82 | 0.433 | 12 | 9 | 11 | 12 | |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]()  | Cock Chewa | 5-4 | 1218.50 | 1.000 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 
![]()  | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-4 | 1164.64 | 0.944 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 4 | 
![]()  | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 4-5 | 1228.08 | 0.942 | 9 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 
![]()  | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 6-3 | 1259.86 | 0.932 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 
![]()  | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 5-4 | 1124.36 | 0.870 | 7 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 
![]()  | Thundercats and Back Tats | 5-4 | 1126.40 | 0.827 | 6 | 7 | 12 | 7 | 
![]()  | TEAM STILLOS | 6-3 | 1152.66 | 0.823 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 
![]()  | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 5-4 | 1143.00 | 0.772 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 
![]()  | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-6 | 1086.64 | 0.690 | 11 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 
![]()  | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-5 | 1058.40 | 0.570 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 
![]()  | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-4 | 1028.22 | 0.561 | 8 | 11 | 2 | 11 | 
![]()  | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-8 | 875.10 | 0.391 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 12 |