Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 6-1 | 1135.72 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 4-3 | 946.90 | 0.843 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
 | Run CMC | 4-3 | 999.02 | 0.801 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 5-2 | 928.54 | 0.766 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 6 |
 | Milf Hunter | 4-3 | 895.32 | 0.714 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 3 |
 | Puka and Rally | 2-5 | 899.94 | 0.682 | 10 | 6 | 11 | 4 |
 | Inflamed taint | 4-3 | 954.56 | 0.666 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 9 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-4 | 841.32 | 0.578 | 7 | 10 | 6 | 7 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 2-5 | 860.04 | 0.537 | 11 | 8 | 11 | 8 |
 | My Mahomies | 3-4 | 805.26 | 0.458 | 8 | 11 | 6 | 11 |
 | Honky Lips | 3-4 | 781.50 | 0.448 | 9 | 12 | 9 | 10 |
| Ice Queef | 2-5 | 847.46 | 0.413 | 12 | 9 | 10 | 12 | |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Cock Chewa | 4-3 | 942.52 | 1.000 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 6 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 4-3 | 928.38 | 0.998 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 4-3 | 974.82 | 0.997 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 3-4 | 935.94 | 0.944 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 3 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-4 | 855.28 | 0.885 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 2 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 3-4 | 845.74 | 0.867 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 1 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 4-3 | 891.82 | 0.798 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 9 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 4-3 | 864.70 | 0.773 | 7 | 7 | 3 | 7 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-2 | 848.50 | 0.772 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 10 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-3 | 906.26 | 0.757 | 5 | 5 | 12 | 11 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 3-4 | 800.34 | 0.642 | 11 | 11 | 9 | 8 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-6 | 708.98 | 0.344 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 12 |
