Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Sponge Worthy | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 |
 | Anal Squirt Masacre | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.898 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.851 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
 | Puka and Rally | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.769 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.695 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 |
 | Kenneth & The Skywalkers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.651 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
 | Twinkle Sphincter | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.579 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 |
 | Uncircumcised rosterbaters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.515 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.468 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
 | 2AM at Denny's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.404 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
 | Honky Lips | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.348 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
 | Fecal Thoroughfare | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.093 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Haywood Jahblome | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.865 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.810 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
 | aPukalypse Now | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.757 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 |
 | J Loves Rods & Dude Bods | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.700 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.647 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.599 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.552 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.503 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
 | ASS Etienne SZN | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.452 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
 | Bear Down | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.400 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
 | Trading sucks with birdo | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.287 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
