Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Clit Cannibal | 9-4 | 2483.84 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 1 |
 | Fecal Thoroughfare | 11-2 | 2343.88 | 0.885 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
 | Sponge Worthy | 6-7 | 2203.56 | 0.843 | 7 | 6 | 10 | 2 |
 | 2AM at Denny's | 5-8 | 2336.70 | 0.765 | 9 | 4 | 12 | 6 |
 | Puka and Rally | 5-8 | 2174.78 | 0.753 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 3 |
 | Anal Squirt Masacre | 7-6 | 2385.92 | 0.739 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 10 |
 | Honky Lips | 8-5 | 2225.96 | 0.718 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 8 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 7-6 | 2124.00 | 0.656 | 5 | 9 | 2 | 7 |
 | Uncircumcised rosterbaters | 5-8 | 1916.52 | 0.569 | 11 | 12 | 4 | 4 |
 | Kenneth & The Skywalkers | 6-7 | 2147.28 | 0.531 | 6 | 8 | 4 | 11 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 6-7 | 1999.64 | 0.501 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 12 |
 | Twinkle Sphincter | 3-10 | 1919.58 | 0.467 | 12 | 11 | 9 | 9 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 11-2 | 2357.72 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
 | Haywood Jahblome | 6-7 | 2171.26 | 0.880 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
 | ASS Etienne SZN | 10-3 | 2285.86 | 0.869 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
 | aPukalypse Now | 7-6 | 2264.62 | 0.834 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 5 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 4-9 | 2158.40 | 0.748 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 3 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 3-10 | 1801.80 | 0.696 | 12 | 11 | 11 | 2 |
 | Bear Down | 6-7 | 2250.44 | 0.671 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 10 |
 | J Loves Rods & Dude Bods | 8-5 | 2018.74 | 0.666 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 9 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 9-4 | 2124.68 | 0.636 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 12 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 5-8 | 1964.18 | 0.631 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-9 | 1716.16 | 0.557 | 11 | 12 | 12 | 8 |
 | Trading sucks with birdo | 5-8 | 1868.32 | 0.525 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 11 |
