

| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]()  | VOLCANUS | 7-1 | 1271.38 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 
![]()  | Run CMC | 5-3 | 1139.58 | 0.847 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 
![]()  | Big Black Hawk | 4-4 | 1046.28 | 0.833 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 
![]()  | Inflamed taint | 5-3 | 1093.98 | 0.798 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 
![]()  | Puka and Rally | 3-5 | 1029.32 | 0.735 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 
![]()  | Milf Hunter | 5-3 | 1035.98 | 0.684 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 
![]()  | Clit Cannibal | 5-3 | 1043.32 | 0.678 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 9 | 
![]()  | My Mahomies | 4-4 | 935.14 | 0.579 | 7 | 11 | 6 | 7 | 
![]()  | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-5 | 970.44 | 0.555 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 
![]()  | Burritos n Dick | 2-6 | 972.82 | 0.496 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 10 | 
![]()  | Honky Lips | 3-5 | 872.30 | 0.417 | 10 | 12 | 8 | 11 | 
| Ice Queef | 2-6 | 953.10 | 0.393 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 12 | |
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]()  | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 4-4 | 1092.42 | 1.000 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 
![]()  | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 5-3 | 1104.78 | 0.996 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 
![]()  | I Roll On Shabbos | 5-3 | 1036.52 | 0.913 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 
![]()  | Cock Chewa | 4-4 | 1068.50 | 0.904 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 
![]()  | TEAM STILLOS | 5-3 | 1031.26 | 0.853 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 
![]()  | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 4-4 | 983.26 | 0.824 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 2 | 
![]()  | Thundercats and Back Tats | 4-4 | 993.48 | 0.772 | 7 | 6 | 12 | 8 | 
![]()  | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 5-3 | 932.32 | 0.693 | 4 | 10 | 2 | 9 | 
![]()  | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 3-5 | 964.94 | 0.688 | 11 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 
![]()  | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 4-4 | 987.90 | 0.655 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 10 | 
![]()  | Fuck You Shoresy! | 4-4 | 914.62 | 0.529 | 10 | 11 | 7 | 11 | 
![]()  | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-7 | 785.14 | 0.380 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 12 |