Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VOLCANUS | 3-1 | 615.76 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 |
 | Run CMC | 2-2 | 591.30 | 0.854 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 5 |
 | Milf Hunter | 2-2 | 539.76 | 0.774 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 6 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 2-2 | 477.34 | 0.729 | 9 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
 | Inflamed taint | 2-2 | 546.38 | 0.712 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 10 |
 | Honky Lips | 2-2 | 474.68 | 0.701 | 10 | 11 | 8 | 2 |
| Ice Queef | 2-2 | 503.36 | 0.680 | 6 | 5 | 8 | 9 | |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 3-1 | 492.26 | 0.677 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 11 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 2-2 | 499.56 | 0.675 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 |
 | My Mahomies | 2-2 | 497.52 | 0.664 | 8 | 7 | 2 | 7 |
 | Puka and Rally | 1-3 | 494.66 | 0.654 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 4 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 1-3 | 472.66 | 0.387 | 12 | 12 | 8 | 12 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 3-1 | 574.76 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 3-1 | 549.82 | 0.876 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 1-3 | 535.06 | 0.844 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 1 |
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 2-2 | 514.82 | 0.786 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 3-1 | 529.56 | 0.774 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 8 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 4-0 | 487.18 | 0.710 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 9 |
 | TBD | 1-3 | 510.22 | 0.677 | 9 | 6 | 11 | 6 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 1-3 | 433.52 | 0.636 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 3 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 2-2 | 436.86 | 0.625 | 7 | 10 | 5 | 7 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 2-2 | 510.08 | 0.612 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 11 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 1-3 | 440.42 | 0.501 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 10 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-3 | 407.70 | 0.371 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 12 |
