Guest of the League
Power Rankings
PLAYERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Run CMC | 1-0 | 172.42 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | VOLCANUS | 1-0 | 136.02 | 0.903 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| Ice Queef | 1-0 | 127.76 | 0.825 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 3 | |
 | Inflamed taint | 1-0 | 136.48 | 0.799 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
 | Wicker Park White Boys | 1-0 | 134.16 | 0.787 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 6 |
 | Puka and Rally | 0-1 | 114.22 | 0.580 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 4 |
 | Honky Lips | 0-1 | 116.20 | 0.544 | 7 | 6 | 11 | 8 |
 | My Mahomies | 1-0 | 104.48 | 0.540 | 6 | 10 | 3 | 12 |
 | Big Black Hawk | 0-1 | 110.18 | 0.515 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 5 |
 | Milf Hunter | 0-1 | 114.68 | 0.467 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 10 |
 | Burritos n Dick | 0-1 | 84.02 | 0.347 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 9 |
 | Clit Cannibal | 0-1 | 84.84 | 0.333 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 11 |
HATERS Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 1-0 | 144.72 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 1 |
 | TEAM STILLOS | 1-0 | 137.98 | 0.842 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6 |
 | Thundercats and Back Tats | 1-0 | 135.26 | 0.819 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
 | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 1-0 | 105.12 | 0.749 | 6 | 9 | 1 | 2 |
 | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 0-1 | 133.38 | 0.696 | 7 | 4 | 11 | 3 |
 | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 1-0 | 106.52 | 0.662 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 8 |
 | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 1-0 | 114.40 | 0.636 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 12 |
 | Fuck You Shoresy! | 0-1 | 112.36 | 0.594 | 8 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
 | 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 0-1 | 95.36 | 0.452 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 7 |
 | TBD | 0-1 | 111.72 | 0.435 | 9 | 7 | 11 | 11 |
 | I Roll On Shabbos | 0-1 | 90.44 | 0.356 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
 | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 0-1 | 85.02 | 0.333 | 12 | 12 | 3 | 9 |
