Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 |
 | LOX | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.913 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2 |
 | ED Lamb | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.851 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.787 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.723 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.652 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.586 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
 | Pollard Greens | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.527 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 |
 | Lock N Slide | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.430 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.176 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 |
 | RVT Express | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.945 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2 |
 | CedGreat | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.875 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.764 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 |
 | The Hippocrips | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.704 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
 | Wildcats | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.643 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 6 |
 | Show Stoppers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.378 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.284 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.219 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.166 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 |
 | Zoomies | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.926 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.866 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.789 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.734 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
 | SNACKS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.679 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 6 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.580 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.523 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 |
 | Soul Finger | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.253 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.145 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | The Wraith | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.920 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.866 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 |
 | High Flyers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.790 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.721 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.643 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 6 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.362 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
 | What's Football? | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.302 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 8 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.242 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.112 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 10 |
