Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 12-2 | 2764.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
 | Wildcats | 11-3 | 2844.40 | 0.954 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
 | LOX | 10-4 | 2789.55 | 0.937 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
 | Pollard Greens | 5-9 | 2685.45 | 0.725 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 7 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 6-8 | 2392.20 | 0.716 | 5 | 8 | 9 | 5 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 8-6 | 2578.15 | 0.628 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 9 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 5-9 | 2530.20 | 0.627 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 5-9 | 2410.25 | 0.590 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 4-10 | 2343.90 | 0.584 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 4 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 4-10 | 2365.05 | 0.399 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 8-6 | 2510.95 | 1.000 | 3 | 4 | 9 | 1 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 11-3 | 2743.15 | 0.947 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 8-6 | 2844.45 | 0.908 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 6 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 11-3 | 2834.90 | 0.869 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 7-7 | 2462.95 | 0.867 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 2 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 7-7 | 2475.60 | 0.839 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
 | High Flyers | 4-10 | 2412.35 | 0.665 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 4 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 6-8 | 2449.65 | 0.625 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 |
 | Show Stoppers | 5-9 | 2471.80 | 0.563 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 9 |
 | CedGreat | 3-11 | 2126.20 | 0.442 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 8-6 | 2674.75 | 1.000 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 12-2 | 2946.75 | 0.994 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 10-4 | 2844.20 | 0.940 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
 | Born4Greatness | 6-8 | 2438.30 | 0.800 | 5 | 6 | 9 | 6 |
 | Bridge Four | 5-9 | 2533.35 | 0.782 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
 | Soul Finger | 11-3 | 2708.95 | 0.737 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
 | Zoomies | 6-8 | 2299.60 | 0.724 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 6-8 | 2176.65 | 0.586 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
 | HoldMuhD | 3-11 | 2117.55 | 0.512 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 8 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 3-11 | 1943.15 | 0.432 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 8-6 | 2583.65 | 1.000 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 3 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 10-4 | 2848.65 | 0.999 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Defending Champion | 9-5 | 2515.45 | 0.891 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 7-7 | 2701.65 | 0.876 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 9-5 | 2575.40 | 0.835 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 5 |
 | What's Football? | 4-10 | 2369.60 | 0.826 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 2 |
 | Twat Swatters | 11-3 | 2772.60 | 0.807 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 10 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 4-10 | 2483.50 | 0.693 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 7 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 3-11 | 2363.40 | 0.578 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 8 |
 | Awesome Abby | 5-9 | 2298.15 | 0.494 | 7 | 10 | 4 | 9 |
