Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | LOX | 8-6 | 2518.20 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 1 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 12-2 | 2444.80 | 0.858 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 7-7 | 2365.55 | 0.793 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 2 |
 | Lock N Slide | 9-5 | 2493.40 | 0.758 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-8 | 2392.30 | 0.758 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 3 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 6-8 | 2391.05 | 0.730 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 4 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 6-8 | 2404.15 | 0.703 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 8 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-7 | 2369.35 | 0.649 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 6 |
 | ED Lamb | 5-9 | 2160.65 | 0.453 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 9 |
 | The Crap Bomb | 4-10 | 2215.55 | 0.390 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 11-3 | 2734.25 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 10-4 | 2522.60 | 0.866 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
 | Show Stoppers | 11-3 | 2519.30 | 0.808 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 6 |
 | The Hippocrips | 8-6 | 2518.40 | 0.787 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 |
 | Wildcats | 5-9 | 2439.35 | 0.779 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
 | RVT Express | 6-8 | 2237.25 | 0.733 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 3 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 8-6 | 2282.90 | 0.614 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 7 |
 | CedGreat | 5-9 | 2081.70 | 0.493 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 3-11 | 2164.40 | 0.466 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 3-11 | 1876.95 | 0.335 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | La Flama Blanca | 10-4 | 2578.50 | 1.000 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
 | Zoomies | 9-5 | 2373.55 | 0.876 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 10-4 | 2482.30 | 0.857 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 6 |
 | Soul Finger | 10-4 | 2600.50 | 0.844 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 |
 | SNACKS | 7-7 | 2285.75 | 0.820 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 2 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 8-6 | 2308.30 | 0.799 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 7-7 | 2208.15 | 0.734 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 5 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-11 | 2209.70 | 0.547 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 9 |
 | Born4Greatness | 3-11 | 2148.45 | 0.542 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 3-11 | 1985.45 | 0.367 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 11-3 | 2601.90 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 8-6 | 2471.20 | 0.892 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 |
 | High Flyers | 10-4 | 2447.00 | 0.772 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 6-8 | 2272.20 | 0.768 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 7-7 | 2391.80 | 0.728 | 5 | 6 | 9 | 7 |
 | The Wraith | 8-6 | 2462.45 | 0.719 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 6 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 6-8 | 2437.80 | 0.705 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
 | Twat Swatters | 4-10 | 2253.75 | 0.575 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 4 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 6-8 | 2272.35 | 0.511 | 6 | 7 | 2 | 9 |
 | What's Football? | 4-10 | 1962.80 | 0.386 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 10 |
