Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 2-0 | 297.50 | 1.000 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 2-0 | 312.20 | 0.956 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-1 | 279.00 | 0.860 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 1 |
 | Lock N Slide | 1-1 | 310.20 | 0.778 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 7 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 1-1 | 253.20 | 0.776 | 4 | 9 | 5 | 3 |
 | ED Lamb | 1-1 | 288.70 | 0.677 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 9 |
 | LOX | 1-1 | 294.55 | 0.670 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 10 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 0-2 | 280.40 | 0.632 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 5 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 1-1 | 268.15 | 0.625 | 8 | 8 | 3 | 6 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 0-2 | 252.15 | 0.443 | 10 | 10 | 5 | 8 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 2-0 | 340.20 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
 | Taco Terriers | 2-0 | 316.95 | 0.969 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
 | Show Stoppers | 2-0 | 298.20 | 0.852 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
 | Wildcats | 1-1 | 285.00 | 0.755 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 3 |
 | CedGreat | 1-1 | 289.10 | 0.666 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 7 |
 | The Hippocrips | 0-2 | 285.25 | 0.590 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 5 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 1-1 | 264.55 | 0.511 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 8 |
 | RVT Express | 1-1 | 283.90 | 0.497 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 10 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 0-2 | 264.95 | 0.492 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 6 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-2 | 210.65 | 0.324 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 2-0 | 329.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 2-0 | 285.10 | 0.918 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 2-0 | 296.80 | 0.838 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 6 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 1-1 | 345.65 | 0.837 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
 | SNACKS | 1-1 | 242.85 | 0.705 | 4 | 9 | 4 | 3 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 1-1 | 282.60 | 0.689 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-2 | 297.65 | 0.567 | 8 | 3 | 8 | 8 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-2 | 262.05 | 0.512 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 7 |
 | Zoomies | 1-1 | 225.70 | 0.457 | 7 | 10 | 4 | 9 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-2 | 247.35 | 0.379 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 2-0 | 394.45 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | High Flyers | 2-0 | 304.35 | 0.778 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 6 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 1-1 | 303.85 | 0.761 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
 | What's Football? | 2-0 | 304.50 | 0.687 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 10 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 1-1 | 273.65 | 0.659 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 3 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 1-1 | 271.60 | 0.630 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 5 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-2 | 284.90 | 0.492 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 7 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 0-2 | 255.40 | 0.486 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 4 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 1-1 | 236.20 | 0.443 | 7 | 10 | 7 | 9 |
 | The Wraith | 0-2 | 276.75 | 0.441 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 8 |
