Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 12-2 | 2573.80 | 1.000 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
 | Wildcats | 11-3 | 2650.30 | 0.941 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | LOX | 10-4 | 2625.25 | 0.877 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 |
 | Pollard Greens | 5-9 | 2539.70 | 0.806 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 4 |
 | Dude, where's my coffee | 8-6 | 2433.50 | 0.751 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 |
 | Hillside Stranglers | 5-9 | 2388.15 | 0.597 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 7 |
 | Fantasy Girl | 6-8 | 2226.35 | 0.587 | 5 | 8 | 9 | 9 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 5-9 | 2309.60 | 0.587 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 4-10 | 2202.05 | 0.506 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 6 |
 | Lil Enos Burdette | 4-10 | 2207.45 | 0.419 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 8-6 | 2696.95 | 1.000 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 |
 | G.O.A.T. Getters | 8-6 | 2339.65 | 0.899 | 3 | 5 | 9 | 2 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 11-3 | 2524.95 | 0.877 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 |
 | Don't Touchdown There | 11-3 | 2675.40 | 0.837 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 7-7 | 2271.20 | 0.774 | 5 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 7-7 | 2336.10 | 0.738 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 4 |
 | (The) RVT Express | 6-8 | 2286.60 | 0.615 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 7 |
 | Show Stoppers | 5-9 | 2349.05 | 0.565 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 9 |
 | High Flyers | 4-10 | 2243.20 | 0.491 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
 | CedGreat | 3-11 | 2006.50 | 0.436 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 12-2 | 2791.50 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 8-6 | 2513.35 | 0.906 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 10-4 | 2618.75 | 0.840 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
 | Born4Greatness | 6-8 | 2247.10 | 0.816 | 5 | 6 | 9 | 4 |
 | Zoomies | 6-8 | 2149.90 | 0.724 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
 | Bridge Four | 5-9 | 2384.30 | 0.680 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 7 |
 | Soul Finger | 11-3 | 2476.45 | 0.648 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 6-8 | 2052.30 | 0.587 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
 | HoldMuhD | 3-11 | 2018.40 | 0.461 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
 | Grandpa Stingers | 3-11 | 1841.25 | 0.429 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 10-4 | 2627.70 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Defending Champion | 9-5 | 2365.30 | 0.966 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 4 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 7-7 | 2538.60 | 0.957 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 2 |
 | Twat Swatters | 11-3 | 2615.55 | 0.928 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 7 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 9-5 | 2420.35 | 0.840 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 5 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 8-6 | 2428.65 | 0.789 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 9 |
 | What's Football? | 4-10 | 2171.90 | 0.766 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 3 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 4-10 | 2355.00 | 0.737 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 6 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 3-11 | 2237.15 | 0.597 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 8 |
 | Awesome Abby | 5-9 | 2121.75 | 0.476 | 7 | 10 | 4 | 10 |
