Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 8-1 | 1374.90 | 1.000 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
 | LOX | 5-4 | 1327.20 | 0.917 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 2 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 4-5 | 1374.80 | 0.844 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 5 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 6-3 | 1334.85 | 0.837 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 4 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 4-5 | 1287.65 | 0.800 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 3 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-2 | 1442.55 | 0.681 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 |
 | Lock N Slide | 4-5 | 1415.80 | 0.665 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 10 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 3-6 | 1309.20 | 0.653 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-8 | 1256.80 | 0.593 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 6 |
 | ED Lamb | 3-6 | 1120.95 | 0.527 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 8 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Show Stoppers | 8-1 | 1476.35 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 7-2 | 1469.35 | 0.985 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
 | Taco Terriers | 6-3 | 1383.60 | 0.954 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
 | The Hippocrips | 6-3 | 1491.20 | 0.878 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 6 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 3-6 | 1247.25 | 0.783 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 1 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 2-7 | 1311.20 | 0.678 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 5 |
 | Wildcats | 4-5 | 1372.50 | 0.676 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 7 |
 | RVT Express | 4-5 | 1293.60 | 0.604 | 5 | 7 | 8 | 8 |
 | CedGreat | 4-5 | 1195.65 | 0.488 | 7 | 9 | 4 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 1-8 | 1046.40 | 0.298 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 6-3 | 1377.15 | 1.000 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 6-3 | 1440.70 | 0.910 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 4-5 | 1300.85 | 0.899 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 1 |
 | Soul Finger | 6-3 | 1462.85 | 0.844 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 6 |
 | Zoomies | 5-4 | 1228.65 | 0.841 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 3 |
 | SNACKS | 6-3 | 1338.65 | 0.795 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 7 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 6-3 | 1292.60 | 0.793 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 5 |
 | Bridge Four | 3-6 | 1315.65 | 0.619 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 9 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-7 | 1227.80 | 0.514 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-8 | 1185.00 | 0.396 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | High Flyers | 7-2 | 1456.60 | 1.000 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 3 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 6-3 | 1389.70 | 0.950 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 7-2 | 1447.65 | 0.876 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 5-4 | 1376.65 | 0.733 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 5 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 2-7 | 1305.35 | 0.714 | 10 | 7 | 6 | 1 |
 | Twat Swatters | 2-7 | 1321.45 | 0.634 | 9 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 4-5 | 1279.65 | 0.602 | 6 | 9 | 10 | 8 |
 | The Wraith | 5-4 | 1303.75 | 0.599 | 5 | 8 | 2 | 7 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 4-5 | 1379.35 | 0.591 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 9 |
 | What's Football? | 3-6 | 1152.10 | 0.322 | 8 | 10 | 1 | 10 |
