Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 3-1 | 613.60 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 3-1 | 605.10 | 0.979 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
 | LOX | 3-1 | 597.35 | 0.834 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 2-2 | 605.40 | 0.807 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
 | Lock N Slide | 2-2 | 641.05 | 0.804 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 7 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 3-1 | 577.55 | 0.774 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 5 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 1-3 | 539.90 | 0.643 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 3 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 1-3 | 580.70 | 0.598 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 8 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-3 | 599.75 | 0.532 | 10 | 5 | 8 | 9 |
 | ED Lamb | 1-3 | 498.25 | 0.430 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 4-0 | 664.30 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Show Stoppers | 3-1 | 588.60 | 0.844 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 2-2 | 619.60 | 0.816 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 3 |
 | The Hippocrips | 2-2 | 625.40 | 0.811 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
 | Taco Terriers | 4-0 | 595.55 | 0.807 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 6 |
 | Wildcats | 1-3 | 593.50 | 0.657 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
 | CedGreat | 2-2 | 581.05 | 0.642 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 7 |
 | RVT Express | 1-3 | 565.90 | 0.523 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 1-3 | 497.80 | 0.393 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 10 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-4 | 468.40 | 0.345 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 9 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 3-1 | 594.70 | 1.000 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
 | Soul Finger | 3-1 | 616.25 | 0.976 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 4-0 | 573.20 | 0.958 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 3-1 | 585.55 | 0.806 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 7 |
 | SNACKS | 2-2 | 538.75 | 0.806 | 6 | 9 | 4 | 1 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 1-3 | 567.75 | 0.699 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 2-2 | 542.05 | 0.698 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 6 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-3 | 611.45 | 0.665 | 9 | 2 | 9 | 8 |
 | Born4Greatness | 1-3 | 559.65 | 0.552 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-4 | 538.75 | 0.414 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 4-0 | 747.05 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 |
 | High Flyers | 3-1 | 642.75 | 0.892 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 4 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 3-1 | 579.25 | 0.761 | 3 | 5 | 7 | 5 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 2-2 | 585.85 | 0.747 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 1-3 | 533.45 | 0.618 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 1 |
 | The Wraith | 2-2 | 594.85 | 0.601 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 8 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 2-2 | 572.30 | 0.580 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 1-3 | 578.70 | 0.566 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 7 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-4 | 546.05 | 0.442 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
 | What's Football? | 2-2 | 549.60 | 0.441 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 10 |
