Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Off to Grandmas | 7-1 | 1311.60 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 4-4 | 1233.15 | 0.917 | 4 | 3 | 8 | 2 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 7-1 | 1195.15 | 0.855 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 5-3 | 1198.25 | 0.845 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 |
 | Lock N Slide | 4-4 | 1246.30 | 0.720 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 8 |
 | LOX | 4-4 | 1151.35 | 0.695 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 6 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 3-5 | 1104.55 | 0.645 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 5 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-7 | 1112.20 | 0.526 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 7 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 3-5 | 1159.50 | 0.509 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 10 |
 | ED Lamb | 2-6 | 976.20 | 0.457 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 9 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Taco Terriers | 6-2 | 1254.35 | 1.000 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 6-2 | 1284.95 | 0.994 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Show Stoppers | 7-1 | 1336.75 | 0.982 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
 | The Hippocrips | 5-3 | 1274.25 | 0.829 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 6 |
 | Wildcats | 4-4 | 1222.00 | 0.801 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 3-5 | 1103.40 | 0.759 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 2 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 2-6 | 1201.80 | 0.607 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | RVT Express | 3-5 | 1136.95 | 0.597 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 8 |
 | CedGreat | 3-5 | 1046.65 | 0.489 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 1-7 | 908.70 | 0.348 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 6-2 | 1243.95 | 1.000 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 6-2 | 1286.80 | 0.944 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
 | Soul Finger | 5-3 | 1265.40 | 0.834 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 4 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 3-5 | 1164.30 | 0.801 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
 | SNACKS | 5-3 | 1180.30 | 0.744 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 6 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 6-2 | 1137.90 | 0.710 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 7 |
 | Bridge Four | 2-6 | 1160.45 | 0.676 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 5 |
 | Zoomies | 4-4 | 1062.60 | 0.578 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 8 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-6 | 1101.60 | 0.482 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-7 | 1113.65 | 0.411 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | High Flyers | 7-1 | 1315.35 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 4-4 | 1267.80 | 0.823 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 5-3 | 1216.75 | 0.813 | 3 | 4 | 9 | 3 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 6-2 | 1273.30 | 0.727 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 8 |
 | The Wraith | 5-3 | 1189.95 | 0.643 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 5 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 4-4 | 1215.10 | 0.599 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 6 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 2-6 | 1128.75 | 0.582 | 9 | 7 | 7 | 4 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 3-5 | 1118.05 | 0.493 | 7 | 8 | 10 | 9 |
 | Twat Swatters | 1-7 | 1117.25 | 0.439 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
 | What's Football? | 3-5 | 1016.15 | 0.323 | 8 | 10 | 1 | 10 |
