Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Lock N Slide | 2-1 | 454.05 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 5 |
 | LOX | 2-1 | 440.65 | 0.979 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 2-1 | 422.00 | 0.967 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 1 |
 | Off to Grandmas | 2-1 | 426.30 | 0.944 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 2-1 | 439.60 | 0.885 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 6 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 2-1 | 396.40 | 0.812 | 6 | 9 | 2 | 3 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-2 | 428.50 | 0.624 | 9 | 4 | 8 | 9 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 1-2 | 407.90 | 0.600 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 0-3 | 416.10 | 0.539 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 7 |
 | ED Lamb | 1-2 | 381.15 | 0.487 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 3-0 | 490.20 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Taco Terriers | 3-0 | 442.10 | 0.893 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
 | Show Stoppers | 3-0 | 443.40 | 0.876 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 1-2 | 429.55 | 0.721 | 6 | 5 | 10 | 3 |
 | The Hippocrips | 1-2 | 435.80 | 0.689 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 6 |
 | Wildcats | 1-2 | 427.20 | 0.584 | 8 | 8 | 4 | 5 |
 | CedGreat | 1-2 | 428.95 | 0.582 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 8 |
 | RVT Express | 1-2 | 427.55 | 0.565 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 1-2 | 371.65 | 0.424 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 9 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-3 | 319.70 | 0.297 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 10 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Soul Finger | 3-0 | 466.70 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 2-1 | 441.05 | 0.996 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 3-0 | 429.25 | 0.945 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 5 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 1-2 | 441.10 | 0.881 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 2 |
 | La Flama Blanca | 2-1 | 388.20 | 0.813 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
 | SNACKS | 2-1 | 380.75 | 0.785 | 5 | 10 | 1 | 3 |
 | Zoomies | 2-1 | 405.00 | 0.717 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 0-3 | 444.80 | 0.654 | 8 | 2 | 8 | 8 |
 | Born4Greatness | 0-3 | 392.40 | 0.502 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
 | Bridge Four | 0-3 | 384.70 | 0.423 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Fantastic Spastics | 3-0 | 557.20 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
 | High Flyers | 3-0 | 459.20 | 0.836 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 5 |
 | 4th And O'Shit! | 1-2 | 410.35 | 0.700 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
 | The Wraith | 1-2 | 438.60 | 0.623 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 6 |
 | What's Football? | 2-1 | 429.10 | 0.620 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 8 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 1-2 | 383.65 | 0.570 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 3 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 1-2 | 390.40 | 0.559 | 7 | 9 | 2 | 4 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 2-1 | 393.20 | 0.550 | 4 | 8 | 7 | 9 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 1-2 | 410.35 | 0.515 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 7 |
 | Twat Swatters | 0-3 | 394.45 | 0.347 | 10 | 7 | 6 | 10 |
