Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Shake and Bake Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Off to Grandmas | 6-1 | 1128.60 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Help Me Tom Cruise! | 6-1 | 1020.10 | 0.882 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 2 |
 | Lock N Slide | 3-4 | 1108.65 | 0.828 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
 | Let's Talk About Sacks Baby | 4-3 | 1036.55 | 0.828 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
 | LOX | 4-3 | 1021.90 | 0.761 | 3 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
 | Fox's SuperFlex Swole Beefcakes | 3-4 | 1045.20 | 0.735 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 5 |
 | Radd McCrunkey | 3-4 | 1066.20 | 0.677 | 6 | 3 | 10 | 8 |
 | You Zig I Zag | 3-4 | 981.85 | 0.573 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
 | The Watch Dogs | 1-6 | 982.95 | 0.395 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
 | ED Lamb | 2-5 | 871.65 | 0.370 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 10 |
Ricky Bobby Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Show Stoppers | 6-1 | 1131.85 | 1.000 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
 | 3rd Best Member Of Jodeci | 6-1 | 1185.85 | 0.966 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Taco Terriers | 6-1 | 1121.20 | 0.904 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
 | Wildcats | 4-3 | 1089.85 | 0.796 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 3 |
 | The Hippocrips | 5-2 | 1131.80 | 0.699 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 8 |
 | Hairy Mandinga | 2-5 | 940.35 | 0.605 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 5 |
 | Dont U Wish UR Team Was Hot Like Me, Dont Cha! | 2-5 | 1080.35 | 0.605 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 7 |
 | RVT Express | 2-5 | 1002.25 | 0.605 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 |
 | CedGreat | 2-5 | 908.90 | 0.355 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 10 |
 | U-11 Pee Wee's | 0-7 | 783.95 | 0.314 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 9 |
I Piss Excellence Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Legend and Dr. Harwood Strikes Again! | 6-1 | 1100.45 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
 | Grandpa's Stingers | 6-1 | 1046.35 | 0.839 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
 | These RB tariffs are ruining trades!! | 5-2 | 1080.45 | 0.795 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 |
 | Soul Finger | 4-3 | 1086.70 | 0.722 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 6 |
 | I'm Sorry Ms.Jaxon | 2-5 | 1001.60 | 0.714 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 2 |
 | SNACKS | 5-2 | 1037.00 | 0.642 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 7 |
 | Bridge Four | 1-6 | 980.40 | 0.561 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 5 |
 | Born4Greatness | 2-5 | 974.70 | 0.450 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 8 |
 | Zoomies | 3-4 | 914.70 | 0.445 | 6 | 10 | 7 | 9 |
 | Deebo's Dominators | 1-6 | 996.40 | 0.391 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 10 |
Im To Drunk To Taste This Chicken Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | High Flyers | 6-1 | 1172.40 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 |
 | New Purpose 2025 | 4-3 | 1142.05 | 0.872 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 2 |
 | Fantastic Spastics | 5-2 | 1106.50 | 0.706 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 8 |
 | F*ck Jerry and Stephen Jones! | 4-3 | 1052.85 | 0.698 | 5 | 5 | 9 | 6 |
 | 4th And Oh Shit! | 4-3 | 1057.50 | 0.654 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
 | The Wraith | 4-3 | 1027.80 | 0.622 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
 | Multiple Scoregasms | 2-5 | 983.95 | 0.608 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
 | Tremendously Big...Tremendously Wet | 3-4 | 964.20 | 0.548 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 7 |
 | Twat Swatters | 1-6 | 1007.55 | 0.358 | 10 | 7 | 5 | 10 |
 | What's Football? | 2-5 | 865.60 | 0.312 | 8 | 10 | 3 | 9 |
