Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | **Absolutely Retarded | 8-7 | 2399.60 | 1.000 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
 | ***Demon Speeding | 10-5 | 2209.45 | 0.999 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
 | Velvet Mafia 3 | 9-6 | 2133.35 | 0.906 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
 | Dallas Chiefs | 6-9 | 1947.30 | 0.813 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 2 |
 | Tua by Land and one by CeDee | 11-4 | 2156.25 | 0.802 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 9 |
 | Brewdawggers | 9-6 | 2190.90 | 0.784 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 10 |
 | NiteHawks | 9-6 | 2004.10 | 0.769 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 5 |
 | AirJordy87 | 7-8 | 1958.10 | 0.721 | 7 | 9 | 11 | 7 |
 | Couch Potatoes | 5-10 | 1973.95 | 0.709 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 6 |
 | Courts Knights | 6-9 | 1989.45 | 0.589 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 11 |
 | Waterboys | 4-11 | 1626.20 | 0.505 | 12 | 12 | 8 | 8 |
 | Pennsylvania FC | 6-9 | 1823.30 | 0.460 | 10 | 11 | 6 | 12 |
