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16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole - Nick Cavallo Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Justin Herbert	QB	LAC	5			Starter	286.40	11 QB	-
Jahmyr Gibbs	RB	DET	5			Starter	337.90	2 RB	-
Tony Pollard	RB	TEN	5	Q		Starter	181.70	21 RB	-
Jonathan Taylor	RB	IND	14			Starter	236.70	9 RB	-
Rachaad White	RB	TB	11			Starter	175.20	24 RB	-
Jerry Jeudy	WR	CLE	10			Starter	196.90	15 WR	-
Jaxon Smith-Njigba	WR	SEA	10			Starter	207.00	9 WR	-
Cole Kmet	TE	CHI	7			Starter	97.90	17 TE	-
Kansas City Chiefs	K	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	143.00	15 K	-
Frankie Luvu	LB	WAS	14			Starter	107.50	27 LB	-
Patrick Queen	LB	PIT	9			Starter	112.00	20 LB	-
Kyzir White	LB	ARI	11			Starter	110.50	22 LB	-
Trey Benson	RB	ARI	11	X		Bench	46.00	70 RB	-
Rico Dowdle	RB	DAL	7			Bench	179.30	22 RB	-
George Pickens	WR	PIT	9			Bench	136.90	41 WR	-
Rashid Shaheed	WR	NO	12	X		Bench	72.80	88 WR	-
San Francisco 49ers	K	SF	9			Bench	156.00	12 K	-
Cody Barton	LB	DEN	14			Bench	101.50	28 LB	-
Tyrel Dodson	LB	MIA	6			Bench	101.00	29 LB	-
EJ Speed	LB	IND	14			Bench	124.50	13 LB	-

2AM at Denny's - Schwinn Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Justin Herbert	QB	LAC	5			Starter	286.40	11 QB	-
Isaac Guerendo	RB	SF	9			Starter	88.00	47 RB	-
Brian Robinson Jr.	RB	WAS	14			Starter	150.30	29 RB	-
A.J. Brown	WR	PHI	5		KC	Starter	184.40	19 WR	-
Mike Evans	WR	TB	11			Starter	205.40	10 WR	-
Cooper Kupp	WR	LAR	6			Starter	141.50	40 WR	-
Ladd McConkey	WR	LAC	5			Starter	201.90	12 WR	-
George Kittle	TE	SF	9	Q		Starter	200.60	2 TE	-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	K	TB	11			Starter	162.00	7 K	-
Blake Cashman	LB	MIN	6			Starter	109.00	26 LB	-
Daiyan Henley	LB	LAC	5			Starter	127.50	10 LB	-
Eric Kendricks	LB	DAL	7			Starter	125.50	12 LB	-
Jalen Hurts	QB	PHI	5		KC	Bench	316.12	8 QB	-
Bryce Young	QB	CAR	11			Bench	196.18	20 QB	-
Rico Dowdle	RB	DAL	7			Bench	179.30	22 RB	-
Khalil Herbert	RB	CIN	12			Bench	28.00	89 RB	-
Darnell Mooney	WR	ATL	12	Q		Bench	161.20	31 WR	-
Jake Ferguson	TE	DAL	7			Bench	76.90	30 TE	-
Terrel Bernard	LB	BUF	12			Bench	90.50	42 LB	-
Kerby Joseph	DB	DET	5			Bench	106.50	12 DB	-

Anal Squirt Masacre - Chad Schultz Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Brock Purdy	QB	SF	9	O		Starter	267.86	13 QB	-
Saquon Barkley	RB	PHI	5		KC	Starter	339.80	1 RB	-
Joe Mixon	RB	HOU	14	Q		Starter	223.50	13 RB	-
David Montgomery	RB	DET	5			Starter	203.72	18 RB	-
Nico Collins	WR	HOU	14			Starter	178.10	22 WR	-
Zay Flowers	WR	BAL	14	D		Starter	173.80	24 WR	-
Jerry Jeudy	WR	CLE	10			Starter	196.90	15 WR	-
Sam LaPorta	TE	DET	5			Starter	146.60	7 TE	-
Detroit Lions	K	DET	5			Starter	158.00	10 K	-
Zack Baun	LB	PHI	5		KC	Starter	147.00	2 LB	-
Foyesade Oluokun	LB	JAX	12			Starter	95.00	35 LB	-
Christian Rozeboom	LB	LAR	6			Starter	110.00	24 LB	-
Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	282.52	12 QB	-
Tyler Allgeier	RB	ATL	12			Bench	105.30	42 RB	-
Gus Edwards	RB	LAC	5			Bench	62.60	59 RB	-
Calvin Austin III	WR	PIT	9			Bench	100.90	64 WR	-
D.K. Metcalf	WR	SEA	10			Bench	158.20	33 WR	-
Ricky Pearsall	WR	SF	9			Bench	79.00	81 WR	-
Khalil Shakir	WR	BUF	12			Bench	144.50	39 WR	-
Cole Kmet	TE	CHI	7			Bench	97.90	17 TE	-

aPukalypse Now - Julio Vargas Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Patrick Mahomes	QB	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	282.52	12 QB	-
Chase Brown	RB	CIN	12	Q		Starter	228.00	12 RB	-
James Cook	RB	BUF	12			Starter	250.70	8 RB	-
Aaron Jones	RB	MIN	6			Starter	218.10	16 RB	-
Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	12	D		Starter	232.30	11 RB	-
Davante Adams	WR	NYJ	12			Starter	200.80	14 WR	-
Puka Nacua	WR	LAR	6			Starter	169.10	28 WR	-
Sam LaPorta	TE	DET	5			Starter	146.60	7 TE	-
Pittsburgh Steelers	K	PIT	9			Starter	191.00	2 K	-
Quay Walker	LB	GB	10	Q		Starter	94.00	38 LB	-
Quincy Williams	LB	NYJ	12			Starter	117.00	17 LB	-
DeShon Elliott	DB	PIT	9			Starter	108.00	10 DB	-
Ray Davis	RB	BUF	12			Bench	107.70	39 RB	-
Isaac Guerendo	RB	SF	9			Bench	88.00	47 RB	-
Jordan Mason	RB	SF	9	X		Bench	109.50	37 RB	-
Keenan Allen	WR	CHI	7			Bench	149.40	36 WR	-
Diontae Johnson	WR	HOU	14			Bench	73.60	86 WR	-
Wan'Dale Robinson	WR	NYG	11			Bench	136.20	42 WR	-
Pat Freiermuth	TE	PIT	9			Bench	135.80	10 TE	-
Bobby Okereke	LB	NYG	11	X		Bench	87.00	46 LB	-

ASS Etienne SZN - D-Rut Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Anthony Richardson	QB	IND	14	O		Starter	163.96	25 QB	-
Saquon Barkley	RB	PHI	5		KC	Starter	339.80	1 RB	-
Joe Mixon	RB	HOU	14	Q		Starter	223.50	13 RB	-
Tyrone Tracy Jr.	RB	NYG	11			Starter	164.30	26 RB	-
Ja'Marr Chase	WR	CIN	12			Starter	345.50	1 WR	-
Marvin Harrison Jr.	WR	ARI	11			Starter	166.50	30 WR	-
Malik Nabers	WR	NYG	11			Starter	219.70	7 WR	-
T.J. Hockenson	TE	MIN	6			Starter	66.00	35 TE	-
Green Bay Packers	K	GB	10			Starter	156.00	13 K	-
T.J. Edwards	LB	CHI	7			Starter	123.00	14 LB	-
Zaire Franklin	LB	IND	14			Starter	160.00	1 LB	-
Nick Cross	DB	IND	14			Starter	131.50	2 DB	-
Drake Maye	QB	NE	14	Q		Bench	178.14	23 QB	-
Michael Penix Jr.	QB	ATL	12			Bench	44.60	47 QB	-
Braelon Allen	RB	NYJ	12			Bench	76.70	51 RB	-
Isiah Pacheco	RB	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	51.00	64 RB	-
Patrick Taylor	RB	SF	9			Bench	31.30	81 RB	-
Jalen McMillan	WR	TB	11			Bench	117.90	51 WR	-
Kyle Pitts	TE	ATL	12			Bench	107.70	15 TE	-
Denver Broncos	K	DEN	14			Bench	160.00	8 K	-

Bear Down - Eric McMahon Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Josh Allen	QB	BUF	12		Starter	380.04	2 QB	-
James Conner	RB	ARI	11	X	Starter	234.80	10 RB	-
J.K. Dobbins	RB	LAC	5	Q	Starter	175.80	23 RB	-
Tyjae Spears	RB	TEN	5	O	Starter	100.60	43 RB	-
Zay Flowers	WR	BAL	14	D	Starter	173.80	24 WR	-
Justin Jefferson	WR	MIN	6		Starter	266.98	2 WR	-
Drake London	WR	ATL	12		Starter	235.10	5 WR	-
Tucker Kraft	TE	GB	10		Starter	138.80	9 TE	-
Minnesota Vikings	K	MIN	6		Starter	175.00	4 K	-
Terrel Bernard	LB	BUF	12		Starter	90.50	42 LB	-
Foyesade Oluokun	LB	JAX	12		Starter	95.00	35 LB	-
Robert Spillane	LB	LV	10		Starter	139.50	3 LB	-
Bo Nix	QB	DEN	14		Bench	317.20	7 QB	-
Ameer Abdullah	RB	LV	10	O	Bench	108.50	38 RB	-
Roschon Johnson	RB	CHI	7		Bench	71.80	52 RB	-
Javonte Williams	RB	DEN	14		Bench	133.10	31 RB	-
Amari Cooper	WR	BUF	12		Bench	100.70	65 WR	-
Cedric Tillman	WR	CLE	10		Bench	66.40	91 WR	-
Garrett Wilson	WR	NYJ	12		Bench	202.40	11 WR	-
Cade Otton	TE	TB	11	Q	Bench	115.50	12 TE	-

Burritos n Dick - Ricky Rapnikas Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Kirk Cousins	QB	ATL	12			Starter	178.22	22 QB	-
Chase Brown	RB	CIN	12	Q		Starter	228.00	12 RB	-
Nick Chubb	RB	CLE	10			Starter	64.20	58 RB	-
Alvin Kamara	RB	NO	12	D		Starter	232.30	11 RB	-
Davante Adams	WR	NYJ	12			Starter	200.80	14 WR	-
Keenan Allen	WR	CHI	7			Starter	149.40	36 WR	-
Tyreek Hill	WR	MIA	6	Q		Starter	179.70	21 WR	-
Kyle Pitts	TE	ATL	12			Starter	107.70	15 TE	-
Miami Dolphins	K	MIA	6			Starter	164.00	6 K	-
Tyrel Dodson	LB	MIA	6			Starter	101.00	29 LB	-
Patrick Queen	LB	PIT	9			Starter	112.00	20 LB	-
Trenton Simpson	LB	BAL	14			Starter	65.00	67 LB	-
Sam Darnold	QB	MIN	6			Bench	309.86	9 QB	-
Jerome Ford	RB	CLE	10			Bench	115.50	34 RB	-
Jaleel McLaughlin	RB	DEN	14			Bench	86.20	50 RB	-
Javonte Williams	RB	DEN	14			Bench	133.10	31 RB	-
Brandin Cooks	WR	DAL	7			Bench	57.40	96 WR	-
Romeo Doubs	WR	GB	10			Bench	110.10	57 WR	-
Quentin Johnston	WR	LAC	5	Q		Bench	148.20	37 WR	-
Dallas Goedert	TE	PHI	5		KC	Bench	83.60	27 TE	-

Clit Cannibal - Greg Rowe Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Josh Allen	QB	BUF	12			Starter	380.04	2 QB	-
Derrick Henry	RB	BAL	14			Starter	326.90	3 RB	-
Kyren Williams	RB	LAR	6			Starter	256.10	7 RB	-
Justin Jefferson	WR	MIN	6			Starter	266.98	2 WR	-
George Pickens	WR	PIT	9			Starter	136.90	41 WR	-
Jaxon Smith-Njigba	WR	SEA	10			Starter	207.00	9 WR	-
Courtland Sutton	WR	DEN	14			Starter	201.80	13 WR	-
Brock Bowers	TE	LV	10			Starter	210.10	1 TE	-
Pittsburgh Steelers	K	PIT	9			Starter	191.00	2 K	-
Fred Warner	LB	SF	9			Starter	130.50	7 LB	-
Kyzir White	LB	ARI	11			Starter	110.50	22 LB	-
Julian Love	DB	SEA	10			Starter	120.20	5 DB	-
Matthew Stafford	QB	LAR	6			Bench	215.68	19 QB	-
Blake Corum	RB	LAR	6	X		Bench	32.00	79 RB	-
Kareem Hunt	RB	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	143.90	30 RB	-
Isiah Pacheco	RB	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	51.00	64 RB	-
Marquise Brown	WR	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	13.60	149 WR	-
DeVonta Smith	WR	PHI	5		KC	Bench	166.60	29 WR	-
Adam Thielen	WR	CAR	11			Bench	116.50	52 WR	-
Quincy Williams	LB	NYJ	12			Bench	117.00	17 LB	-

Fecal Thoroughfare - Tyson Bowers Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Lamar Jackson	QB	BAL	14			Starter	432.38	1 QB	-
Devon Achane	RB	MIA	6			Starter	262.00	6 RB	-
Jahmyr Gibbs	RB	DET	5			Starter	337.90	2 RB	-
Marvin Harrison Jr.	WR	ARI	11			Starter	166.50	30 WR	-
Tee Higgins	WR	CIN	12	Q		Starter	186.60	18 WR	-
Jauan Jennings	WR	SF	9			Starter	173.00	25 WR	-
D.J. Moore	WR	CHI	7			Starter	190.70	16 WR	-
Travis Kelce	TE	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	147.90	6 TE	-
San Francisco 49ers	K	SF	9			Starter	156.00	12 K	-
Neville Hewitt	LB	HOU	14			Starter	54.00	83 LB	-
Josey Jewell	LB	CAR	11	O		Starter	94.00	37 LB	-
EJ Speed	LB	IND	14			Starter	124.50	13 LB	-
Jameis Winston	QB	CLE	10	Q		Bench	132.64	29 QB	-
Kendre Miller	RB	NO	12	O		Bench	26.60	90 RB	-
Devin Singletary	RB	NYG	11			Bench	87.60	48 RB	-
Tyrone Tracy Jr.	RB	NYG	11			Bench	164.30	26 RB	-
Kimani Vidal	RB	LAC	5			Bench	30.20	84 RB	-
Tank Dell	WR	HOU	14	X		Bench	118.90	49 WR	-
Noah Gray	TE	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	95.20	20 TE	-
Robert Spillane	LB	LV	10			Bench	139.50	3 LB	-

Fuck You Shoresy! - Don Zisoff Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Lamar Jackson	QB	BAL	14			Starter	432.38	1 QB	-
Najee Harris	RB	PIT	9			Starter	186.60	20 RB	-
Derrick Henry	RB	BAL	14			Starter	326.90	3 RB	-
David Montgomery	RB	DET	5			Starter	203.72	18 RB	-
Cooper Kupp	WR	LAR	6			Starter	141.50	40 WR	-
CeeDee Lamb	WR	DAL	7			Starter	215.90	8 WR	-
Adam Thielen	WR	CAR	11			Starter	116.50	52 WR	-
Brock Bowers	TE	LV	10			Starter	210.10	1 TE	-
Baltimore Ravens	K	BAL	14			Starter	141.00	19 K	-
Eric Kendricks	LB	DAL	7			Starter	125.50	12 LB	-
Budda Baker	DB	ARI	11			Starter	140.50	1 DB	-
Julian Love	DB	SEA	10			Starter	120.20	5 DB	-
Aaron Rodgers	QB	NYJ	12			Bench	256.78	15 QB	-
Tutu Atwell	WR	LAR	6			Bench	78.90	82 WR	-
Josh Downs	WR	IND	14			Bench	149.60	35 WR	-
Allen Lazard	WR	NYJ	12			Bench	108.50	60 WR	-
Xavier Worthy	WR	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	159.70	32 WR	-
Jonnu Smith	TE	MIA	6			Bench	178.90	4 TE	-
Buffalo Bills	K	BUF	12			Bench	141.00	18 K	-
De'Vondre Campbell	LB	SF	9	S		Bench	63.50	69 LB	-

Haywood Jahblome - Shaun Francis Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Jalen Hurts	QB	PHI	5		KC	Starter	316.12	8 QB	-
Bucky Irving	RB	TB	11			Starter	222.80	14 RB	-
Josh Jacobs	RB	GB	10			Starter	276.30	5 RB	-
A.J. Brown	WR	PHI	5		KC	Starter	184.40	19 WR	-
Mike Evans	WR	TB	11			Starter	205.40	10 WR	-
Jauan Jennings	WR	SF	9			Starter	173.00	25 WR	-
Brian Thomas Jr.	WR	JAX	12			Starter	241.50	4 WR	-
Trey McBride	TE	ARI	11			Starter	194.30	3 TE	-
Washington Commanders	K	WAS	14			Starter	160.00	9 K	-
Blake Cashman	LB	MIN	6			Starter	109.00	26 LB	-
Ernest Jones	LB	SEA	10			Starter	116.50	18 LB	-
Alontae Taylor	DB	NO	12			Starter	103.00	15 DB	-
Jayden Daniels	QB	WAS	14			Bench	356.32	5 QB	-
Zach Charbonnet	RB	SEA	10			Bench	169.00	25 RB	-
Blake Corum	RB	LAR	6	X		Bench	32.00	79 RB	-
Audric Estime	RB	DEN	14			Bench	46.20	69 RB	-
Jaylen Warren	RB	PIT	9			Bench	105.50	41 RB	-
Emanuel Wilson	RB	GB	10			Bench	91.80	45 RB	-
Darnell Mooney	WR	ATL	12	Q		Bench	161.20	31 WR	-
Kerby Joseph	DB	DET	5			Bench	106.50	12 DB	-

Honky Lips - Sean Abercrombie Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Joe Burrow	QB	CIN	12			Starter	373.42	3 QB	-
Najee Harris	RB	PIT	9			Starter	186.60	20 RB	-
Chuba Hubbard	RB	CAR	11	X		Starter	220.30	15 RB	-
Bijan Robinson	RB	ATL	12			Starter	313.20	4 RB	-
Rachaad White	RB	TB	11			Starter	175.20	24 RB	-
Terry McLaurin	WR	WAS	14			Starter	227.80	6 WR	-
Josh Palmer	WR	LAC	5	O		Starter	87.90	77 WR	-
Pat Freiermuth	TE	PIT	9			Starter	135.80	10 TE	-
Houston Texans	K	HOU	14			Starter	168.00	5 K	-
T.J. Edwards	LB	CHI	7			Starter	123.00	14 LB	-
Andrew Van Ginkel	LB	MIN	6			Starter	111.50	21 LB	-
Brian Branch	DB	DET	5			Starter	122.00	4 DB	-
Russell Wilson	QB	PIT	9			Bench	172.78	24 QB	-
Isaiah Davis	RB	NYJ	12			Bench	48.40	65 RB	-
Audric Estime	RB	DEN	14			Bench	46.20	69 RB	-
Rashid Shaheed	WR	NO	12	X		Bench	72.80	88 WR	-
Sterling Shepard	WR	TB	11			Bench	64.30	92 WR	-
Marquez Valdes-Scantling	WR	NO	12			Bench	76.00	84 WR	-
Grant Calcaterra	TE	PHI	5		KC	Bench	48.80	41 TE	-
Zach Ertz	TE	WAS	14			Bench	146.40	8 TE	-

J Loves Rods & Dude Bods - Jerod Winter Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Caleb Williams	QB	CHI	7		Starter	254.54	16 QB	-
Bijan Robinson	RB	ATL	12		Starter	313.20	4 RB	-
Brian Robinson Jr.	RB	WAS	14		Starter	150.30	29 RB	-
Nico Collins	WR	HOU	14		Starter	178.10	22 WR	-
D.J. Moore	WR	CHI	7		Starter	190.70	16 WR	-
Courtland Sutton	WR	DEN	14		Starter	201.80	13 WR	-
Christian Watson	WR	GB	10	O	Starter	94.20	70 WR	-
Mike Gesicki	TE	CIN	12		Starter	109.90	14 TE	-
Los Angeles Chargers	K	LAC	5		Starter	176.00	3 K	-
Jack Campbell	LB	DET	5		Starter	110.00	23 LB	-
Kaden Elliss	LB	ATL	12		Starter	137.00	4 LB	-
Christian Rozeboom	LB	LAR	6		Starter	110.00	24 LB	-
Tyler Allgeier	RB	ATL	12		Bench	105.30	42 RB	-
Gus Edwards	RB	LAC	5		Bench	62.60	59 RB	-
Keon Coleman	WR	BUF	12		Bench	98.00	68 WR	-
Ray-Ray McCloud	WR	ATL	12		Bench	110.20	56 WR	-
Adonai Mitchell	WR	IND	14		Bench	43.26	116 WR	-
Michael Wilson	WR	ARI	11	Q	Bench	103.00	61 WR	-
Evan Engram	TE	JAX	12	X	Bench	67.00	33 TE	-
Daiyan Henley	LB	LAC	5		Bench	127.50	10 LB	-

Kenneth & The Skywalkers - Mike King Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Tua Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	6	D		Starter	182.98	21 QB	-
James Conner	RB	ARI	11	X		Starter	234.80	10 RB	-
Antonio Gibson	RB	NE	14			Starter	93.00	44 RB	-
Ja'Marr Chase	WR	CIN	12			Starter	345.50	1 WR	-
Elijah Moore	WR	CLE	10			Starter	93.50	71 WR	-
Rome Odunze	WR	CHI	7			Starter	118.90	50 WR	-
Trey McBride	TE	ARI	11			Starter	194.30	3 TE	-
Jonnu Smith	TE	MIA	6			Starter	178.90	4 TE	-
Dallas Cowboys	K	DAL	7			Starter	194.00	1 K	-
Zaire Franklin	LB	IND	14			Starter	160.00	1 LB	-
Dorian Williams	LB	BUF	12			Starter	100.50	30 LB	-
Kyle Hamilton	DB	BAL	14			Starter	113.00	8 DB	-
C.J. Stroud	QB	HOU	14			Bench	221.48	18 QB	-
Cam Akers	RB	MIN	6	Q		Bench	86.80	49 RB	-
Jeremy McNichols	RB	WAS	14			Bench	67.90	55 RB	-
Kenneth Walker III	RB	SEA	10	X		Bench	161.50	27 RB	-
Jaylen Wright	RB	MIA	6			Bench	25.60	92 RB	-
Demario Douglas	WR	NE	14			Bench	115.70	53 WR	-
Alec Pierce	WR	IND	14			Bench	147.90	38 WR	-
Rashee Rice	WR	KC	6	X	@PHI	Bench	56.90	97 WR	-

Puka and Rally - Brian Eiler Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Jayden Daniels	QB	WAS	14		Starter	356.32	5 QB	-
Tony Pollard	RB	TEN	5	Q	Starter	181.70	21 RB	-
Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	NE	14		Starter	159.40	28 RB	-
D'Andre Swift	RB	CHI	7		Starter	193.50	19 RB	-
CeeDee Lamb	WR	DAL	7		Starter	215.90	8 WR	-
Puka Nacua	WR	LAR	6		Starter	169.10	28 WR	-
Garrett Wilson	WR	NYJ	12		Starter	202.40	11 WR	-
Mark Andrews	TE	BAL	14		Starter	161.30	5 TE	-
Minnesota Vikings	K	MIN	6		Starter	175.00	4 K	-
Demario Davis	LB	NO	12		Starter	115.50	19 LB	-
Frankie Luvu	LB	WAS	14		Starter	107.50	27 LB	-
Germaine Pratt	LB	CIN	12		Starter	129.50	9 LB	-
Jared Goff	QB	DET	5		Bench	326.66	6 QB	-
Justice Hill	RB	BAL	14		Bench	107.30	40 RB	-
Travis Homer	RB	CHI	7	O	Bench	10.40	111 RB	-
Jalen Coker	WR	CAR	11		Bench	77.56	83 WR	-
Xavier Legette	WR	CAR	11	Q	Bench	102.60	63 WR	-
Wan'Dale Robinson	WR	NYG	11		Bench	136.20	42 WR	-
Jaylen Waddle	WR	MIA	6	Q	Bench	122.60	47 WR	-
Tucker Kraft	TE	GB	10		Bench	138.80	9 TE	-

Sponge Worthy - Wojo Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Kyler Murray	QB	ARI	11			Starter	297.24	10 QB	-
Breece Hall	RB	NYJ	12			Starter	213.40	17 RB	-
Jonathan Taylor	RB	IND	14			Starter	236.70	9 RB	-
Drake London	WR	ATL	12			Starter	235.10	5 WR	-
Malik Nabers	WR	NYG	11			Starter	219.70	7 WR	-
Jameson Williams	WR	DET	5			Starter	187.50	17 WR	-
Xavier Worthy	WR	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	159.70	32 WR	-
T.J. Hockenson	TE	MIN	6			Starter	66.00	35 TE	-
Los Angeles Chargers	K	LAC	5			Starter	176.00	3 K	-
Jack Campbell	LB	DET	5			Starter	110.00	23 LB	-
Lavonte David	LB	TB	11			Starter	126.00	11 LB	-
Ernest Jones	LB	SEA	10			Starter	116.50	18 LB	-
Anthony Richardson	QB	IND	14	O		Bench	163.96	25 QB	-
Braelon Allen	RB	NYJ	12			Bench	76.70	51 RB	-
Zach Charbonnet	RB	SEA	10			Bench	169.00	25 RB	-
Austin Ekeler	RB	WAS	14			Bench	114.80	35 RB	-
Emanuel Wilson	RB	GB	10			Bench	91.80	45 RB	-
Christian Watson	WR	GB	10	O		Bench	94.20	70 WR	-
Evan Engram	TE	JAX	12	X		Bench	67.00	33 TE	-
Bobby Wagner	LB	WAS	14			Bench	118.00	16 LB	-

TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA - JUSTIN FUQUA Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Jared Goff	QB	DET	5			Starter	326.66	6 QB	-
Jaleel McLaughlin	RB	DEN	14			Starter	86.20	50 RB	-
D'Andre Swift	RB	CHI	7			Starter	193.50	19 RB	-
Rashod Bateman	WR	BAL	14			Starter	153.10	34 WR	-
Terry McLaurin	WR	WAS	14			Starter	227.80	6 WR	-
Calvin Ridley	WR	TEN	5			Starter	169.50	27 WR	-
Deebo Samuel	WR	SF	9	O		Starter	131.20	44 WR	-
Travis Kelce	TE	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	147.90	6 TE	-
Detroit Lions	K	DET	5			Starter	158.00	10 K	-
Nick Bosa	DL	SF	9			Starter	67.50	14 DL	-
T.J. Watt	LB	PIT	9			Starter	93.50	39 LB	-
Jordan Poyer	DB	MIA	6			Starter	77.50	60 DB	-
Kyler Murray	QB	ARI	11			Bench	297.24	10 QB	-
Tee Higgins	WR	CIN	12	Q		Bench	186.60	18 WR	-
Jakobi Meyers	WR	LV	10			Bench	177.00	23 WR	-
Curtis Samuel	WR	BUF	12			Bench	50.30	104 WR	-
George Kittle	TE	SF	9	Q		Bench	200.60	2 TE	-
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	K	TB	11			Bench	162.00	7 K	-
Will Anderson Jr.	DL	HOU	14			Bench	60.00	25 DL	-
Myles Garrett	DL	CLE	10			Bench	82.50	5 DL	-

TEAM STILLOS - Andrew Stillos Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Brock Purdy	QB	SF	9	O		Starter	267.86	13 QB	-
Chuba Hubbard	RB	CAR	11	X		Starter	220.30	15 RB	-
Rhamondre Stevenson	RB	NE	14			Starter	159.40	28 RB	-
Tyreek Hill	WR	MIA	6	Q		Starter	179.70	21 WR	-
Khalil Shakir	WR	BUF	12			Starter	144.50	39 WR	-
DeVonta Smith	WR	PHI	5		KC	Starter	166.60	29 WR	-
Jaylen Waddle	WR	MIA	6	Q		Starter	122.60	47 WR	-
Zach Ertz	TE	WAS	14			Starter	146.40	8 TE	-
Miami Dolphins	K	MIA	6			Starter	164.00	6 K	-
Nick Bolton	LB	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	109.50	25 LB	-
Fred Warner	LB	SF	9			Starter	130.50	7 LB	-
Brian Branch	DB	DET	5			Starter	122.00	4 DB	-
Baker Mayfield	QB	TB	11			Bench	365.80	4 QB	-
Jonathon Brooks	RB	CAR	11	X		Bench	6.30	119 RB	-
Kenneth Walker III	RB	SEA	10	X		Bench	161.50	27 RB	-
Xavier Legette	WR	CAR	11	Q		Bench	102.60	63 WR	-
Chris Olave	WR	NO	12	X		Bench	62.70	93 WR	-
Jake Ferguson	TE	DAL	7			Bench	76.90	30 TE	-
Atlanta Falcons	K	ATL	12			Bench	146.00	14 K	-
Jessie Bates III	DB	ATL	12			Bench	118.00	6 DB	-

Three boots and a pair of baby G's - Dustin Rakos Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Jordan Love	QB	GB	10		Starter	233.96	17 QB	-
Devon Achane	RB	MIA	6		Starter	262.00	6 RB	-
Jerome Ford	RB	CLE	10		Starter	115.50	34 RB	-
Breece Hall	RB	NYJ	12		Starter	213.40	17 RB	-
Justice Hill	RB	BAL	14		Starter	107.30	40 RB	-
Michael Pittman Jr.	WR	IND	14		Starter	133.30	43 WR	-
Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	DET	5		Starter	263.08	3 WR	-
Hunter Henry	TE	NE	14	Q	Starter	112.40	13 TE	-
Dallas Cowboys	K	DAL	7		Starter	194.00	1 K	-
Jordyn Brooks	LB	MIA	6		Starter	130.00	8 LB	-
Kenneth Murray	LB	TEN	5	X	Starter	89.00	44 LB	-
Jamien Sherwood	LB	NYJ	12		Starter	135.00	5 LB	-
Sam Darnold	QB	MIN	6		Bench	309.86	9 QB	-
Geno Smith	QB	SEA	10		Bench	266.20	14 QB	-
Alexander Mattison	RB	LV	10		Bench	120.90	33 RB	-
Alec Pierce	WR	IND	14		Bench	147.90	38 WR	-
Demarcus Robinson	WR	LAR	6		Bench	110.00	58 WR	-
Mike Williams	WR	PIT	9		Bench	48.30	108 WR	-
David Njoku	TE	CLE	10		Bench	120.50	11 TE	-
Demario Davis	LB	NO	12		Bench	115.50	19 LB	-

Thundercats and Back Tats - Jason Fuqua Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Matthew Stafford	QB	LAR	6			Starter	215.68	19 QB	-
Cam Akers	RB	MIN	6	Q		Starter	86.80	49 RB	-
Travis Etienne	RB	JAX	12			Starter	111.90	36 RB	-
Jordan Addison	WR	MIN	6			Starter	183.00	20 WR	-
Ladd McConkey	WR	LAC	5			Starter	201.90	12 WR	-
D.K. Metcalf	WR	SEA	10			Starter	158.20	33 WR	-
Jameson Williams	WR	DET	5			Starter	187.50	17 WR	-
Will Dissly	TE	LAC	5			Starter	85.10	26 TE	-
Philadelphia Eagles	K	PHI	5		KC	Starter	140.00	20 K	-
Zack Baun	LB	PHI	5		KC	Starter	147.00	2 LB	-
Roquan Smith	LB	BAL	14			Starter	130.50	6 LB	-
Andrew Van Ginkel	LB	MIN	6			Starter	111.50	21 LB	-
C.J. Stroud	QB	HOU	14			Bench	221.48	18 QB	-
Tank Bigsby	RB	JAX	12			Bench	127.50	32 RB	-
Raheem Mostert	RB	MIA	6			Bench	61.90	60 RB	-
Zamir White	RB	LV	10	X		Bench	26.40	91 RB	-
DeAndre Hopkins	WR	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	120.20	48 WR	-
Jalen Nailor	WR	MIN	6			Bench	92.70	73 WR	-
Dontayvion Wicks	WR	GB	10			Bench	93.00	72 WR	-
Dalton Kincaid	TE	BUF	12			Bench	78.80	29 TE	-

Trading sucks with birdo - Matt Kaftanich Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Joe Burrow	QB	CIN	12			Starter	373.42	3 QB	-
Travis Homer	RB	CHI	7	O		Starter	10.40	111 RB	-
Kyren Williams	RB	LAR	6			Starter	256.10	7 RB	-
Quentin Johnston	WR	LAC	5	Q		Starter	148.20	37 WR	-
Marvin Mims	WR	DEN	14			Starter	112.30	55 WR	-
Jayden Reed	WR	GB	10			Starter	170.00	26 WR	-
Nick Westbrook-Ikhine	WR	TEN	5			Starter	123.70	46 WR	-
Mark Andrews	TE	BAL	14			Starter	161.30	5 TE	-
Houston Texans	K	HOU	14			Starter	168.00	5 K	-
Maxx Crosby	DL	LV	10	X		Starter	56.50	30 DL	-
Lavonte David	LB	TB	11			Starter	126.00	11 LB	-
Bobby Wagner	LB	WAS	14			Starter	118.00	16 LB	-
Tua Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	6	D		Bench	182.98	21 QB	-
Kareem Hunt	RB	KC	6		@PHI	Bench	143.90	30 RB	-
Kimani Vidal	RB	LAC	5			Bench	30.20	84 RB	-
Brandin Cooks	WR	DAL	7			Bench	57.40	96 WR	-
Tank Dell	WR	HOU	14	X		Bench	118.90	49 WR	-
Romeo Doubs	WR	GB	10			Bench	110.10	57 WR	-
Juwan Johnson	TE	NO	12	Q		Bench	97.80	18 TE	-
Micah McFadden	LB	NYG	11	O		Bench	94.50	36 LB	-

Twinkle Sphincter - Mark Lowe Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Caleb Williams	QB	CHI	7			Starter	254.54	16 QB	-
James Cook	RB	BUF	12			Starter	250.70	8 RB	-
Sincere McCormick	RB	LV	10	X		Starter	24.20	95 RB	-
Calvin Ridley	WR	TEN	5			Starter	169.50	27 WR	-
Deebo Samuel	WR	SF	9	O		Starter	131.20	44 WR	-
Amon-Ra St. Brown	WR	DET	5			Starter	263.08	3 WR	-
Devaughn Vele	WR	DEN	14			Starter	87.00	78 WR	-
Cade Otton	TE	TB	11	Q		Starter	115.50	12 TE	-
Kansas City Chiefs	K	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	143.00	15 K	-
Nick Bolton	LB	KC	6		@PHI	Starter	109.50	25 LB	-
Jamien Sherwood	LB	NYJ	12			Starter	135.00	5 LB	-
Nick Cross	DB	IND	14			Starter	131.50	2 DB	-
Drake Maye	QB	NE	14	Q		Bench	178.14	23 QB	-
Trey Benson	RB	ARI	11	X		Bench	46.00	70 RB	-
J.K. Dobbins	RB	LAC	5	Q		Bench	175.80	23 RB	-
Hassan Haskins	RB	LAC	5			Bench	35.30	75 RB	-
Raheem Mostert	RB	MIA	6			Bench	61.90	60 RB	-
Andrei Iosivas	WR	CIN	12			Bench	102.90	62 WR	-
Tre Tucker	WR	LV	10			Bench	109.10	59 WR	-
Quentin Lake	DB	LAR	6			Bench	101.00	16 DB	-

Uncircumcised rosterbaters - Chris Pardue Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	OPP	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Jordan Love	QB	GB	10			Starter	233.96	17 QB	-
Tank Bigsby	RB	JAX	12			Starter	127.50	32 RB	-
Bucky Irving	RB	TB	11			Starter	222.80	14 RB	-
Jaylen Warren	RB	PIT	9			Starter	105.50	41 RB	-
Jayden Reed	WR	GB	10			Starter	170.00	26 WR	-
Brian Thomas Jr.	WR	JAX	12			Starter	241.50	4 WR	-
Nick Westbrook-Ikhine	WR	TEN	5			Starter	123.70	46 WR	-
Mike Gesicki	TE	CIN	12			Starter	109.90	14 TE	-
Washington Commanders	K	WAS	14			Starter	160.00	9 K	-
Cody Barton	LB	DEN	14			Starter	101.50	28 LB	-
Nakobe Dean	LB	PHI	5	X	KC	Starter	122.00	15 LB	-
Kaden Elliss	LB	ATL	12			Starter	137.00	4 LB	-
Baker Mayfield	QB	TB	11			Bench	365.80	4 QB	-
Ray Davis	RB	BUF	12			Bench	107.70	39 RB	-
Jordan Mason	RB	SF	9	X		Bench	109.50	37 RB	-
Tyjae Spears	RB	TEN	5	O		Bench	100.60	43 RB	-
Patrick Taylor	RB	SF	9			Bench	31.30	81 RB	-
Keon Coleman	WR	BUF	12			Bench	98.00	68 WR	-
Jalen McMillan	WR	TB	11			Bench	117.90	51 WR	-
Taysom Hill	TE	NO	12	X		Bench	93.84	21 TE	-

Wicker Park White Boys - Josh n Ben Capsule

PLAYER	POS	NFL	BYE	INJ	LINEUP	PTS	RNK	PROJ
Bo Nix	QB	DEN	14		Starter	317.20	7 QB	-
Josh Jacobs	RB	GB	10		Starter	276.30	5 RB	-
Aaron Jones	RB	MIN	6		Starter	218.10	16 RB	-
Jordan Addison	WR	MIN	6		Starter	183.00	20 WR	-
Josh Downs	WR	IND	14		Starter	149.60	35 WR	-
Jakobi Meyers	WR	LV	10		Starter	177.00	23 WR	-
Michael Pittman Jr.	WR	IND	14		Starter	133.30	43 WR	-
Hunter Henry	TE	NE	14	Q	Starter	112.40	13 TE	-
Buffalo Bills	K	BUF	12		Starter	141.00	18 K	-
Jordyn Brooks	LB	MIA	6		Starter	130.00	8 LB	-
Roquan Smith	LB	BAL	14		Starter	130.50	6 LB	-
Budda Baker	DB	ARI	11		Starter	140.50	1 DB	-
Geno Smith	QB	SEA	10		Bench	266.20	14 QB	-
Ameer Abdullah	RB	LV	10	O	Bench	108.50	38 RB	-
Travis Etienne	RB	JAX	12		Bench	111.90	36 RB	-
Alexander Mattison	RB	LV	10		Bench	120.90	33 RB	-
Sean Tucker	RB	TB	11		Bench	67.70	57 RB	-
Tutu Atwell	WR	LAR	6		Bench	78.90	82 WR	-
David Njoku	TE	CLE	10		Bench	120.50	11 TE	-
Derwin James	DB	LAC	5		Bench	98.50	19 DB	-