Guest of the League
Top Performances Week 9
Top Scores
| Run CMC | 177.42 |
| Wicker Park White Boys | 164.60 |
| Clit Cannibal | 161.02 |
| Big Black Hawk | 159.70 |
| I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 155.10 |
| aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 155.08 |
| Honky Lips | 151.70 |
| Cock Chewa | 150.00 |
| Fuck You Shoresy! | 143.78 |
| 16 in the clip an 1 in ur hole | 141.10 |
Top Starters
| Caleb Williams | 37.70 |
| Brock Bowers | 37.30 |
| Drake London | 34.30 |
| Christian McCaffrey | 31.80 |
| Tee Higgins | 29.60 |
| Josh Allen | 28.82 |
| Justin Herbert | 27.70 |
| Jaxson Dart | 27.24 |
| Sam Darnold | 27.20 |
| Rico Dowdle | 27.10 |
Top Bench
| Joe Flacco | 30.80 |
| Matthew Stafford | 27.24 |
| Jaxson Dart | 27.24 |
| Sam Darnold | 27.20 |
| Colston Loveland | 26.80 |
| Lamar Jackson | 25.56 |
| Michael Penix Jr. | 22.74 |
| Trevor Lawrence | 21.20 |
| Jared Goff | 19.36 |
| Dalton Kincaid | 19.10 |
Top Quarterbacks
| Caleb Williams | 37.70 | |
| Joe Flacco | 30.80 | |
| Josh Allen | 28.82 | |
| Justin Herbert | 27.70 | |
| Matthew Stafford | 27.24 |
Top Running Backs
| Christian McCaffrey | 31.80 | |
| Rico Dowdle | 27.10 | |
| Kyle Monangai | 21.30 | |
| Josh Jacobs | 18.00 | |
| Kyren Williams | 17.40 |
Top Wide Receivers
| Drake London | 34.30 | |
| Tee Higgins | 29.60 | |
| D.J. Moore | 20.98 | |
| Davante Adams | 20.50 | |
| Puka Nacua | 19.30 |
Top Tight Ends
| Brock Bowers | 37.30 | |
| Colston Loveland | 26.80 | |
| Dalton Kincaid | 19.10 | |
| Sam LaPorta | 18.70 | |
| Mark Andrews | 15.60 |
Top Kickers
| Houston Texans | 18.00 | |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 16.50 | |
| Los Angeles Chargers | 12.00 | |
| San Francisco 49ers | 12.00 | |
| Indianapolis Colts | 12.00 |
Top Defensive Line
| LaCale London | 10.50 | |
| Laiatu Latu | 10.00 | |
| Zach Allen | 8.50 | |
| Brian Burns | 8.00 | |
| Josh Sweat | 7.00 |
Top Linebackers
| Payton Wilson | 16.00 | |
| Cedric Gray | 15.50 | |
| Christian Rozeboom | 13.00 | |
| Cody Barton | 13.00 | |
| Tatum Bethune | 13.00 |
Top Defensive Backs
| Joey Porter Jr. | 15.00 | |
| Xavier McKinney | 13.00 | |
| Isaiah Pola-Mao | 12.00 | |
| DaRon Bland | 11.00 | |
| Justin Reid | 11.00 |
