Guest of the League
Top Performances Week 5
Top Scores
| Touchy Feely? | 88.15 |
| LaPorta Potties | 84.00 |
| Armchair QB 14 | 60.50 |
| Dak to the Future | 50.30 |
| Universal Remote Control | 49.20 |
| Grid Iron Pimps | 47.20 |
| He Hate Me D11 | 46.50 |
| BROTHERS OF ANARCHY | 41.40 |
| Nerd 1 | 32.30 |
| Basket of Deplorables | 26.70 |
Top Starters
| Kyren Williams | Poop | 32.10 |
| Matthew Stafford | TF | 30.45 |
| Christian McCaffrey | GIP | 27.90 |
| Puka Nacua | TF | 24.50 |
| Rashid Shaheed | DP | 19.60 |
| Justin Jefferson | TF | 19.30 |
| Jake Ferguson | URC | 19.30 |
| Darren Waller | Boa | 18.80 |
| Dak Prescott | DP | 17.60 |
| Jaxson Dart | Poop | 17.30 |
Top Bench
| C.J. Stroud | BOD | 22.25 |
| David Njoku | Boa | 18.70 |
| Dillon Gabriel | Poop | 18.00 |
| Tua Tagovailoa | TF | 15.55 |
| Daniel Jones | MR | 15.30 |
| DeVonta Smith | Poop | 11.50 |
| Harold Fannin Jr. | BOD | 11.30 |
| Dalton Schultz | MR | 9.30 |
| Bryce Young | DP | 7.55 |
| Dallas Goedert | TF | 7.20 |
