Guest of the League
Top Performances Playoff Week 2
Top Scores
| Spearmint Rhinos 40T | 29.20 |
| Turdfergison | 22.40 |
| Hookem 37 | 4.60 |
| Betty Busters | 2.70 |
| Catching Rays | 1.80 |
| (trade)Cleveland Steamers | 0.00 |
| AA 30 16 ELIMINATED | 0.00 |
| FUMBLE | 0.00 |
| King Harouk IV | 0.00 |
| Pepe is my best Friend | 0.00 |
Top Starters
| Patrick Mahomes | SR40 | 29.20 |
| Travis Kelce | Turd | 22.40 |
| Chris Boswell | H37 | 4.60 |
| DeAndre Hopkins | BB | 2.70 |
| Isiah Pacheco | Lege | 1.80 |
| Jared Goff | Poop | 0.00 |
| James Cook | Poop | 0.00 |
| Isaac Guerendo | Poop | 0.00 |
| Quentin Johnston | Poop | 0.00 |
| Cooper Kupp | Poop | 0.00 |
Top Bench
| Xavier Worthy | MCM | 22.90 |
| Russell Wilson | SR40 | 20.75 |
| Jaylen Warren | Lege | 16.20 |
| Pat Freiermuth | SR40 | 12.00 |
| Najee Harris | Turd | 10.10 |
| George Pickens | Lege | 8.00 |
| Kareem Hunt | SR40 | 8.00 |
| Noah Gray | Pimb | 1.60 |
| Braelon Allen | Poop | 0.00 |
| Breece Hall | Poop | 0.00 |
