Guest of the League
Top Performances Playoff Week 2
Top Scores
| Spearmint Rhinos 40T | 79.10 |
| Pepe is my best Friend | 44.20 |
| Turdfergison | 40.40 |
| King Harouk IV | 40.30 |
| Betty Busters | 25.60 |
| Catching Rays | 11.00 |
| Shin Jae-eun | 10.60 |
| Hookem 37 | 10.50 |
| (trade)Cleveland Steamers | 9.80 |
| FUMBLE | 9.05 |
Top Starters
| Lamar Jackson | KHI | 31.10 |
| Ladd McConkey | Pimb | 29.40 |
| Patrick Mahomes | SR40 | 29.20 |
| Derrick Henry | SR40 | 24.50 |
| Travis Kelce | Turd | 22.40 |
| Cameron Dicker | BB | 14.90 |
| Mark Andrews | Pimb | 14.80 |
| D.J. Moore | SR40 | 12.20 |
| Zach Charbonnet | SJ | 10.60 |
| Baltimore Ravens | Turd | 10.00 |
Top Bench
| Justin Herbert | Pimb | 27.25 |
| Xavier Worthy | MCM | 22.90 |
| Russell Wilson | SR40 | 20.75 |
| Jaylen Warren | Lege | 16.20 |
| J.K. Dobbins | BB | 15.30 |
| D'Andre Swift | fmbl | 12.10 |
| Seattle Seahawks | BB | 12.00 |
| Pat Freiermuth | SR40 | 12.00 |
| Najee Harris | Turd | 10.10 |
| Nico Collins | BB | 8.90 |
