

| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C.J. Stroud | QB | HOU | 6 | SF | Sun 12:00pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 9 | NYG | Sun 12:00pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Rico Dowdle | RB | CAR | 14 | BUF | Sun 12:00pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Alvin Kamara | RB | NO | 11 | Q | TB | Sun 3:05pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | |
| Chris Olave | WR | NO | 11 | Q | TB | Sun 3:05pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | |
| Michael Pittman Jr. | WR | IND | 11 | TEN | Sun 3:25pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 7 | @CAR | Sun 12:00pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 7 | CHI | Sun 12:00pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Washington Commanders | K | WAS | 12 | @KC | Mon 7:15pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Cedric Gray | LB | TEN | 10 | @IND | Sun 3:25pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Patrick Queen | LB | PIT | 5 | GB | Sun 7:20pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Bobby Wagner | LB | WAS | 12 | P | @KC | Mon 7:15pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | |
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Nick Chubb | RB | HOU | 6 | SF | Sun 12:00pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| RJ Harvey | RB | DEN | 12 | DAL | Sun 3:25pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 9 | Q | @NE | Sun 12:00pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | |
| Xavier Legette | WR | CAR | 14 | BUF | Sun 12:00pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Darren Waller | TE | MIA | 12 | X | @ATL | Sun 12:00pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | |
| Lavonte David | LB | TB | 9 | Q | @NO | Sun 3:05pm CT | Bench | 0.00 |
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 95.36 116.52 | Michael Pittman Jr. (17.00) Best Roster | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 105.12 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 108.78 113.78 | Saquon Barkley (16.40) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 112.60 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 3 | 114.86 157.36 | Mark Andrews (24.10) Best Roster | vs | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 156.04 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 114.52 149.12 | Michael Penix Jr. (18.72) Best Roster | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 106.60 | WIN | ||
| Week 5 | 142.96 190.06 | Rico Dowdle (31.90) Best Roster | vs | Thundercats and Back Tats | 136.42 | WIN | ||
| Week 6 | 146.82 154.92 | Rico Dowdle (31.90) Best Roster | vs | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 126.44 | WIN | ||
| Week 7 | 122.44 140.04 | Chris Olave (24.30) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 130.92 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 8 | 0.00 0.00 | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 1.50 | ||||
| Week 9 | vs | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | I Roll On Shabbos | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | TEAM STILLOS | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Acquired | Trevor Lawrence QB JAX | Owner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 12:03pm CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 12:03pm CT |
| Acquired | Cedric Gray LB TEN | Owner | Week 5 | Sat Oct 4 9:49pm CT |
| Released | Kaden Elliss LB ATL | Owner | Week 5 | Sat Oct 4 9:49pm CT |
| Acquired | Darren Waller TE MIA | Waiver Wire ($15) | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 1:01am CT |
| Released | Dalton Schultz TE HOU | Waiver Wire | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 1:01am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Waiver Wire | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Waiver Wire ($0) | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | EJ Speed LB HOU | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | San Francisco 49ers K SF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rashid Shaheed WR NO | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | George Pickens WR DAL | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Justin Herbert QB LAC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Tony Pollard RB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jonathan Taylor RB IND | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rachaad White RB TB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Cole Kmet TE CHI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kansas City Chiefs K KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Frankie Luvu LB WAS | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Trey Benson RB ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rico Dowdle RB CAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kyzir White LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Patrick Queen LB PIT | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Tyrel Dodson LB MIA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Cody Barton LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |