Guest of the League
| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 8 | @LV | 2nd Qtr 4:27 | Starter | 1.74 | Trevor Lawrence 81 passing yds (3.24 pts) Trevor Lawrence 5 rushing yds (0.50 pts) Trevor Lawrence 1 interception thrown (-2.00 pts) | |
| Rico Dowdle | RB | CAR | 14 | @GB | Final | Starter | 27.10 | Rico Dowdle 2 rushing TDs (12.00 pts) . . . Rico Dowdle 5 yd TD rush . . . Rico Dowdle 1 yd TD rush Rico Dowdle 2 receptions (1.00 pts) Rico Dowdle 130 rushing yds (13.00 pts) Rico Dowdle 11 receiving yds (1.10 pts) | |
| Alvin Kamara | RB | NO | 11 | Q | @LAR | 2nd Qtr 6:25 | Starter | 1.40 | Alvin Kamara 1 reception (0.50 pts) Alvin Kamara 6 rushing yds (0.60 pts) Alvin Kamara 3 receiving yds (0.30 pts) |
| Chris Olave | WR | NO | 11 | @LAR | 2nd Qtr 6:25 | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Michael Pittman Jr. | WR | IND | 11 | @PIT | Final | Starter | 16.00 | Michael Pittman Jr. 9 receptions (4.50 pts) Michael Pittman Jr. 115 receiving yds (11.50 pts) | |
| Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 7 | KC | 2nd Qtr 11:56 | Starter | 2.90 | Khalil Shakir 3 receptions (1.50 pts) Khalil Shakir 14 receiving yds (1.40 pts) | |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 8 | @WAS | Sun 7:20pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 7 | @MIA | Final | Starter | 15.60 | Mark Andrews 2 receiving TDs (12.00 pts) . . . Mark Andrews 2 yd TD pass from Lamar Jackson . . . Mark Andrews 20 yd TD pass from Lamar Jackson Mark Andrews 2 receptions (1.00 pts) Mark Andrews 4 rushing yds (0.40 pts) Mark Andrews 22 receiving yds (2.20 pts) | |
| Washington Commanders | K | WAS | 12 | SEA | Sun 7:20pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Cedric Gray | LB | TEN | 10 | LAC | Final | Starter | 15.50 | Cedric Gray 11 tackles (11.00 pts) Cedric Gray 5 assists (2.50 pts) Cedric Gray 1 sack (2.00 pts) | |
| Patrick Queen | LB | PIT | 5 | IND | Final | Starter | 5.50 | Patrick Queen 5 assists (2.50 pts) Patrick Queen 1 fumble forced (2.00 pts) Patrick Queen 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) | |
| Bobby Wagner | LB | WAS | 12 | SEA | Sun 7:20pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| C.J. Stroud | QB | HOU | 6 | DEN | Final | Bench | 4.36 | C.J. Stroud 79 passing yds (3.16 pts) C.J. Stroud 12 rushing yds (1.20 pts) | |
| Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 9 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Nick Chubb | RB | HOU | 6 | DEN | Final | Bench | 3.40 | Nick Chubb 34 rushing yds (3.40 pts) | |
| RJ Harvey | RB | DEN | 12 | @HOU | Final | Bench | 14.10 | RJ Harvey 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . RJ Harvey 27 yd TD pass from Bo Nix RJ Harvey 5 receptions (2.50 pts) RJ Harvey 5 rushing yds (0.50 pts) RJ Harvey 51 receiving yds (5.10 pts) | |
| Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 9 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Xavier Legette | WR | CAR | 14 | @GB | Final | Bench | 2.70 | Xavier Legette 1 reception (0.50 pts) Xavier Legette 22 receiving yds (2.20 pts) | |
| Darren Waller | TE | MIA | 12 | X | BAL | Final | Bench | 0.00 | |
| Lavonte David | LB | TB | 9 | bye | Bench | 0.00 |
Starters: 85.74 pts
Bench: 24.56 pts
Game Schedule
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 95.36 116.52 | Michael Pittman Jr. (17.00) Best Roster | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 105.12 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 108.78 113.78 | Saquon Barkley (16.40) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 112.60 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 3 | 114.86 157.36 | Mark Andrews (24.10) Best Roster | vs | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 156.04 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 114.52 149.12 | Michael Penix Jr. (18.72) Best Roster | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 106.60 | WIN | ||
| Week 5 | 142.96 190.06 | Rico Dowdle (31.90) Best Roster | vs | Thundercats and Back Tats | 136.42 | WIN | ||
| Week 6 | 146.82 154.92 | Rico Dowdle (31.90) Best Roster | vs | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 126.44 | WIN | ||
| Week 7 | 122.44 140.04 | Chris Olave (24.30) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 130.92 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 8 | 137.52 163.62 | Saquon Barkley (31.40) Best Roster | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 109.66 | WIN | ||
| Week 9 | 85.74 107.16 | Rico Dowdle (27.10) Best Roster | vs | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 63.46 | |||
| Week 10 | vs | I Roll On Shabbos | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | TEAM STILLOS | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
Transactions
| Acquired | Trevor Lawrence QB JAX | Owner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 12:03pm CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 12:03pm CT |
| Acquired | Cedric Gray LB TEN | Owner | Week 5 | Sat Oct 4 9:49pm CT |
| Released | Kaden Elliss LB ATL | Owner | Week 5 | Sat Oct 4 9:49pm CT |
| Acquired | Darren Waller TE MIA | Waiver Wire ($15) | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 1:01am CT |
| Released | Dalton Schultz TE HOU | Waiver Wire | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 1:01am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Waiver Wire | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Waiver Wire ($0) | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | EJ Speed LB HOU | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | San Francisco 49ers K SF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rashid Shaheed WR NO | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | George Pickens WR DAL | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Justin Herbert QB LAC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Tony Pollard RB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jonathan Taylor RB IND | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rachaad White RB TB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Cole Kmet TE CHI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kansas City Chiefs K KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Frankie Luvu LB WAS | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Trey Benson RB ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rico Dowdle RB CAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kyzir White LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Patrick Queen LB PIT | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Tyrel Dodson LB MIA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Cody Barton LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
Trades
No trades have been performed by this team.
Team Information
Owner:
Nick Cavallo
Division:
LE'VEON! DONT STARKS THE BLOUNT
Conference:
HATERS
