

| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 8 | IND | 2nd Qtr 4:54 | Starter | 8.28 | Trevor Lawrence 107 passing yds (4.28 pts) Trevor Lawrence 1 passing TD (4.00 pts) . . . Trevor Lawrence 14 yd TD pass to Jakobi Meyers | |
| Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 9 | @LAC | Mon 7:15pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| RJ Harvey | RB | DEN | 12 | @LV | Sun 3:05pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Chris Olave | WR | NO | 11 | @TB | 2nd Qtr 2:48 | Starter | 1.30 | Chris Olave 1 reception (0.50 pts) Chris Olave 8 receiving yds (0.80 pts) | |
| Michael Pittman Jr. | WR | IND | 11 | @JAX | 2nd Qtr 4:54 | Starter | 4.60 | Michael Pittman Jr. 4 receptions (2.00 pts) Michael Pittman Jr. 26 receiving yds (2.60 pts) | |
| Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 7 | CIN | 2nd Qtr 1:11 | Starter | 8.60 | Khalil Shakir 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Khalil Shakir 11 yd TD pass from Josh Allen Khalil Shakir 2 receptions (1.00 pts) Khalil Shakir 16 receiving yds (1.60 pts) | |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 8 | @ATL | 2nd Qtr 1:01 | Starter | 4.10 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba 3 receptions (1.50 pts) Jaxon Smith-Njigba 26 receiving yds (2.60 pts) | |
| Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 7 | PIT | 2nd Qtr 6:05 | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Jacksonville Jaguars | K | JAX | 8 | IND | 2nd Qtr 4:54 | Starter | 3.00 | Jacksonville Jaguars 3 made PATs (3.00 pts) | |
| Lavonte David | LB | TB | 9 | NO | 2nd Qtr 2:48 | Starter | 2.50 | Lavonte David 2 tackles (2.00 pts) Lavonte David 1 assist (0.50 pts) | |
| Cedric Gray | LB | TEN | 10 | @CLE | 2nd Qtr 6:45 | Starter | 3.00 | Cedric Gray 3 tackles (3.00 pts) | |
| Bobby Wagner | LB | WAS | 12 | Q | @MIN | Half | Starter | 8.00 | Bobby Wagner 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Bobby Wagner 8 assists (4.00 pts) |
| C.J. Stroud | QB | HOU | 6 | @KC | Sun 7:20pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Nick Chubb | RB | HOU | 6 | @KC | Sun 7:20pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Rico Dowdle | RB | CAR | 14 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Alvin Kamara | RB | NO | 11 | O | @TB | 2nd Qtr 2:48 | Bench | 0.00 | |
| Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 9 | TEN | 2nd Qtr 6:45 | Bench | 2.60 | Jerry Jeudy 2 receptions (1.00 pts) Jerry Jeudy 16 receiving yds (1.60 pts) | |
| Xavier Legette | WR | CAR | 14 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Darren Waller | TE | MIA | 12 | @NYJ | 2nd Qtr 6:16 | Bench | 2.20 | Darren Waller 1 reception (0.50 pts) Darren Waller 4 rushing yds (0.40 pts) Darren Waller 13 receiving yds (1.30 pts) | |
| Patrick Queen | LB | PIT | 5 | @BAL | 2nd Qtr 6:05 | Bench | 1.00 | Patrick Queen 1 tackle (1.00 pts) |
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 95.36 116.52 | Michael Pittman Jr. (17.00) Best Roster | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 105.12 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 108.78 113.78 | Saquon Barkley (16.40) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 112.60 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 3 | 114.86 157.36 | Mark Andrews (24.10) Best Roster | vs | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 156.04 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 114.52 149.12 | Michael Penix Jr. (18.72) Best Roster | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 106.60 | WIN | ||
| Week 5 | 142.96 190.06 | Rico Dowdle (31.90) Best Roster | vs | Thundercats and Back Tats | 136.42 | WIN | ||
| Week 6 | 146.82 154.92 | Rico Dowdle (31.90) Best Roster | vs | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | 126.44 | WIN | ||
| Week 7 | 122.44 140.04 | Chris Olave (24.30) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 130.92 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 8 | 137.52 163.62 | Saquon Barkley (31.40) Best Roster | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 109.66 | WIN | ||
| Week 9 | 141.10 155.00 | Rico Dowdle (27.10) Best Roster | vs | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 89.96 | WIN | ||
| Week 10 | 120.02 137.62 | Chris Olave (18.90) Best Roster | vs | I Roll On Shabbos | 95.64 | WIN | ||
| Week 11 | 108.92 126.72 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba (17.10) Best Roster | vs | TEAM STILLOS | 109.72 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 12 | 134.34 134.34 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba (33.10) Best Roster | vs | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | 134.66 | LOSS | ||
| Week 13 | 108.86 117.36 | Trevor Lawrence (21.66) Best Roster | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 149.10 | LOSS | ||
| Playoff Week 1 | 43.38 46.88 | Khalil Shakir (8.60) Best Roster | vs | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | 49.16 | |||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Acquired | Jacksonville Jaguars K JAX | Owner | Week 12 | Thu Nov 20 6:52pm CT |
| Released | Washington Commanders K WAS | Owner | Week 12 | Thu Nov 20 6:52pm CT |
| Acquired | Trevor Lawrence QB JAX | Owner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 12:03pm CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 12:03pm CT |
| Acquired | Cedric Gray LB TEN | Owner | Week 5 | Sat Oct 4 9:49pm CT |
| Released | Kaden Elliss LB ATL | Owner | Week 5 | Sat Oct 4 9:49pm CT |
| Acquired | Darren Waller TE MIA | Waiver Wire ($15) | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 1:01am CT |
| Released | Dalton Schultz TE HOU | Waiver Wire | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 1:01am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Waiver Wire | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Waiver Wire ($0) | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | EJ Speed LB HOU | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | San Francisco 49ers K SF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rashid Shaheed WR SEA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Justin Herbert QB LAC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Tony Pollard RB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jonathan Taylor RB IND | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rachaad White RB TB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Cole Kmet TE CHI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kansas City Chiefs K KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Frankie Luvu LB WAS | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Trey Benson RB ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rico Dowdle RB CAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | George Pickens WR DAL | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kyzir White LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Patrick Queen LB PIT | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Tyrel Dodson LB MIA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Cody Barton LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |