Guest of the League
| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C.J. Stroud | QB | HOU | 6 | @JAX | Final | Recap | Starter | 10.36 | C.J. Stroud 204 passing yds (8.16 pts) C.J. Stroud 22 rushing yds (2.20 pts) C.J. Stroud 1 passing TD (4.00 pts) . . . C.J. Stroud 50 yd TD pass to Nico Collins C.J. Stroud 2 interceptions thrown (-4.00 pts) | |
| Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 9 | LAR | Final | Recap | Starter | 7.50 | Saquon Barkley 4 receptions (2.00 pts) Saquon Barkley 46 rushing yds (4.60 pts) Saquon Barkley 9 receiving yds (0.90 pts) | |
| Nick Chubb | RB | HOU | 6 | @JAX | Final | Recap | Starter | 5.50 | Nick Chubb 3 receptions (1.50 pts) Nick Chubb 38 rushing yds (3.80 pts) Nick Chubb 2 receiving yds (0.20 pts) | |
| Alvin Kamara | RB | NO | 11 | @SEA | Final | Recap | Starter | 6.10 | Alvin Kamara 1 reception (0.50 pts) Alvin Kamara 42 rushing yds (4.20 pts) Alvin Kamara 14 receiving yds (1.40 pts) | |
| Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 9 | GB | Final | Recap | Starter | 2.20 | Jerry Jeudy 1 reception (0.50 pts) Jerry Jeudy 17 receiving yds (1.70 pts) | |
| Chris Olave | WR | NO | 11 | @SEA | Final | Recap | Starter | 10.70 | Chris Olave 10 receptions (5.00 pts) Chris Olave 57 receiving yds (5.70 pts) | |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 8 | Q | NO | Final | Recap | Starter | 18.10 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Jaxon Smith-Njigba 12 yd TD pass from Sam Darnold Jaxon Smith-Njigba 5 receptions (2.50 pts) Jaxon Smith-Njigba 96 receiving yds (9.60 pts) |
| Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU | 6 | @JAX | Final | Recap | Starter | 7.90 | Dalton Schultz 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Dalton Schultz 1 assist (0.50 pts) Dalton Schultz 5 receptions (2.50 pts) Dalton Schultz 39 receiving yds (3.90 pts) | |
| Washington Commanders | K | WAS | 12 | LV | Final | Recap | Starter | 14.00 | Washington Commanders 2 made FGs (6.00 pts) Washington Commanders 5 made PATs (5.00 pts) Washington Commanders 46 yd FG (1.00 pts) Washington Commanders 56 yd FG (2.00 pts) | |
| Lavonte David | LB | TB | 9 | NYJ | Final | Recap | Starter | 11.00 | Lavonte David 7 tackles (7.00 pts) Lavonte David 4 assists (2.00 pts) Lavonte David 1 sack (2.00 pts) | |
| Kaden Elliss | LB | ATL | 5 | @CAR | Final | Recap | Starter | 9.00 | Kaden Elliss 5 tackles (5.00 pts) Kaden Elliss 4 assists (2.00 pts) Kaden Elliss 1 sack (2.00 pts) | |
| Bobby Wagner | LB | WAS | 12 | LV | Final | Recap | Starter | 12.50 | Bobby Wagner 6 tackles (6.00 pts) Bobby Wagner 5 assists (2.50 pts) Bobby Wagner 2 sacks (4.00 pts) | |
| Michael Penix Jr. | QB | ATL | 5 | @CAR | Final | Recap | Bench | 3.78 | Michael Penix Jr. 172 passing yds (6.88 pts) Michael Penix Jr. 9 rushing yds (0.90 pts) Michael Penix Jr. 2 interceptions thrown (-4.00 pts) | |
| Rico Dowdle | RB | CAR | 14 | ATL | Final | Recap | Bench | 10.30 | Rico Dowdle 1 rushing TD (6.00 pts) . . . Rico Dowdle 1 yd TD rush Rico Dowdle 1 reception (0.50 pts) Rico Dowdle 30 rushing yds (3.00 pts) Rico Dowdle 8 receiving yds (0.80 pts) | |
| RJ Harvey | RB | DEN | 12 | @LAC | Final | Recap | Bench | 3.10 | RJ Harvey 3 receptions (1.50 pts) RJ Harvey 2 rushing yds (0.20 pts) RJ Harvey 14 receiving yds (1.40 pts) | |
| Xavier Legette | WR | CAR | 14 | Q | ATL | Final | Recap | Bench | 0.00 | |
| Michael Pittman Jr. | WR | IND | 11 | @TEN | Final | Recap | Bench | 16.30 | Michael Pittman Jr. 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Michael Pittman Jr. 20 yd TD pass from Daniel Jones Michael Pittman Jr. 6 receptions (3.00 pts) Michael Pittman Jr. 73 receiving yds (7.30 pts) | |
| Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 7 | MIA | Final | Recap | Bench | 12.50 | Khalil Shakir 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Khalil Shakir 15 yd TD pass from Josh Allen Khalil Shakir 4 receptions (2.00 pts) Khalil Shakir 45 receiving yds (4.50 pts) | |
| Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 7 | DET | Mon 7:15pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Patrick Queen | LB | PIT | 5 | @NE | Final | Recap | Bench | 10.00 | Patrick Queen 6 tackles (6.00 pts) Patrick Queen 4 assists (2.00 pts) Patrick Queen 2 passes defensed (2.00 pts) |
Starters: 114.86 pts
Bench: 55.98 pts
Game Schedule
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 95.36 116.52 | Michael Pittman Jr. (17.00) Best Roster | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 105.12 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 108.78 113.78 | Saquon Barkley (16.40) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 112.60 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 3 | 114.86 141.16 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba (18.10) Best Roster | vs | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 156.04 | LOSS | ||
| Week 4 | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | ||||||
| Week 5 | vs | Thundercats and Back Tats | ||||||
| Week 6 | vs | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | ||||||
| Week 7 | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | ||||||
| Week 8 | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | ||||||
| Week 9 | vs | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | I Roll On Shabbos | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | TEAM STILLOS | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
Transactions
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Waiver Wire ($0) | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Waiver Wire | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | Rico Dowdle RB CAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | George Pickens WR DAL | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rashid Shaheed WR NO | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | San Francisco 49ers K SF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | EJ Speed LB HOU | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Trey Benson RB ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Frankie Luvu LB WAS | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Justin Herbert QB LAC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Tony Pollard RB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jonathan Taylor RB IND | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rachaad White RB TB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Cole Kmet TE CHI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kansas City Chiefs K KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kyzir White LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Patrick Queen LB PIT | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Tyrel Dodson LB MIA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Cody Barton LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
Trades
No trades have been performed by this team.
Team Information
Owner:
Nick Cavallo
Division:
LE'VEON! DONT STARKS THE BLOUNT
Conference:
HATERS
