Guest of the League
| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C.J. Stroud | QB | HOU | 6 | TEN | Final | Recap | Starter | 18.42 | C.J. Stroud 233 passing yds (9.32 pts) C.J. Stroud 11 rushing yds (1.10 pts) C.J. Stroud 2 passing TDs (8.00 pts) . . . C.J. Stroud 12 yd TD pass to Woody Marks . . . C.J. Stroud 24 yd TD pass to Jayden Higgins | |
| Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 9 | @TB | Final | Recap | Starter | 15.40 | Saquon Barkley 1 rushing TD (6.00 pts) . . . Saquon Barkley 6 yd TD rush Saquon Barkley 4 receptions (2.00 pts) Saquon Barkley 43 rushing yds (4.30 pts) Saquon Barkley 31 receiving yds (3.10 pts) | |
| Nick Chubb | RB | HOU | 6 | TEN | Final | Recap | Starter | 7.20 | Nick Chubb 2 receptions (1.00 pts) Nick Chubb 47 rushing yds (4.70 pts) Nick Chubb 15 receiving yds (1.50 pts) | |
| Alvin Kamara | RB | NO | 11 | @BUF | Final | Recap | Starter | 9.20 | Alvin Kamara 4 receptions (2.00 pts) Alvin Kamara 70 rushing yds (7.00 pts) Alvin Kamara 2 receiving yds (0.20 pts) | |
| Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 9 | @DET | Final | Recap | Starter | 6.30 | Jerry Jeudy 3 receptions (1.50 pts) Jerry Jeudy 48 receiving yds (4.80 pts) | |
| Chris Olave | WR | NO | 11 | @BUF | Final | Recap | Starter | 7.50 | Chris Olave 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Chris Olave 3 yd TD pass from Spencer Rattler Chris Olave 3 receptions (1.50 pts) Chris Olave 20 receiving yds (2.00 pts) Chris Olave 1 interception thrown (-2.00 pts) | |
| Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 8 | @ARI | Final | Recap | Starter | 11.00 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba 4 receptions (2.00 pts) Jaxon Smith-Njigba 11 rushing yds (1.10 pts) Jaxon Smith-Njigba 79 receiving yds (7.90 pts) | |
| Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 7 | @KC | 4th Qtr 13:08 | Starter | 7.50 | Mark Andrews 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Mark Andrews 7 receptions (3.50 pts) Mark Andrews 30 receiving yds (3.00 pts) | |
| Washington Commanders | K | WAS | 12 | @ATL | Final | Recap | Starter | 18.00 | Washington Commanders 4 made FGs (12.00 pts) Washington Commanders 1 made PAT (1.00 pts) Washington Commanders 43 yd FG (1.00 pts) Washington Commanders 52 yd FG (2.00 pts) Washington Commanders 41 yd FG (1.00 pts) Washington Commanders 42 yd FG (1.00 pts) | |
| Lavonte David | LB | TB | 9 | PHI | Final | Recap | Starter | 2.00 | Lavonte David 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Lavonte David 2 assists (1.00 pts) | |
| Kaden Elliss | LB | ATL | 5 | WAS | Final | Recap | Starter | 5.00 | Kaden Elliss 3 tackles (3.00 pts) Kaden Elliss 2 assists (1.00 pts) Kaden Elliss 0.5 sack (1.00 pts) | |
| Bobby Wagner | LB | WAS | 12 | @ATL | Final | Recap | Starter | 7.00 | Bobby Wagner 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Bobby Wagner 6 assists (3.00 pts) | |
| Michael Penix Jr. | QB | ATL | 5 | WAS | Final | Recap | Bench | 18.72 | Michael Penix Jr. 313 passing yds (12.52 pts) Michael Penix Jr. 2 rushing yds (0.20 pts) Michael Penix Jr. 2 passing TDs (8.00 pts) . . . Michael Penix Jr. 5 yd TD pass to Drake London . . . Michael Penix Jr. 7 yd TD pass to Kyle Pitts Sr. Michael Penix Jr. 1 interception thrown (-2.00 pts) | |
| Rico Dowdle | RB | CAR | 14 | @NE | Final | Recap | Bench | 3.70 | Rico Dowdle 1 reception (0.50 pts) Rico Dowdle 32 rushing yds (3.20 pts) | |
| RJ Harvey | RB | DEN | 12 | CIN | Mon 7:15pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Xavier Legette | WR | CAR | 14 | O | @NE | Final | Recap | Bench | 0.00 | |
| Michael Pittman Jr. | WR | IND | 11 | @LAR | 4th Qtr 1:33 | Bench | 12.60 | Michael Pittman Jr. 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Michael Pittman Jr. 2 yd TD pass from Daniel Jones Michael Pittman Jr. 5 receptions (2.50 pts) Michael Pittman Jr. 41 receiving yds (4.10 pts) | |
| Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 7 | NO | Final | Recap | Bench | 15.40 | Khalil Shakir 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Khalil Shakir 43 yd TD pass from Josh Allen Khalil Shakir 5 receptions (2.50 pts) Khalil Shakir 69 receiving yds (6.90 pts) | |
| Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU | 6 | TEN | Final | Recap | Bench | 5.50 | Dalton Schultz 5 receptions (2.50 pts) Dalton Schultz 30 receiving yds (3.00 pts) | |
| Patrick Queen | LB | PIT | 5 | MIN | Final | Recap | Bench | 11.50 | Patrick Queen 8 tackles (8.00 pts) Patrick Queen 3 assists (1.50 pts) Patrick Queen 1 sack (2.00 pts) |
Starters: 114.52 pts
Bench: 67.42 pts
Game Schedule
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 95.36 116.52 | Michael Pittman Jr. (17.00) Best Roster | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | 105.12 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 108.78 113.78 | Saquon Barkley (16.40) Best Roster | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | 112.60 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 3 | 114.86 157.36 | Mark Andrews (24.10) Best Roster | vs | aPukalypse Now: Part Duex | 156.04 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 114.52 138.82 | Michael Penix Jr. (18.72) Best Roster | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | 96.80 | |||
| Week 5 | vs | Thundercats and Back Tats | ||||||
| Week 6 | vs | Hey Icebox, Kick Some Butt...Call Me Becky | ||||||
| Week 7 | vs | Fuck You Shoresy! | ||||||
| Week 8 | vs | Three boots and a pair of baby G's | ||||||
| Week 9 | vs | TEAM JUSTIN FUQUA | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | I Roll On Shabbos | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | TEAM STILLOS | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | I knew the Perc was fake, but I still ate it | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Boutte Tuten fart porn | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
Transactions
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Waiver Wire ($0) | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Waiver Wire | Week 2 | Thu Sep 11 1:01am CT |
| Acquired | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Released | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Commissioner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:48am CT |
| Acquired | Michael Penix Jr. QB ATL | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA | Owner | Week 2 | Wed Sep 10 10:11am CT |
| Released | Rico Dowdle RB CAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | George Pickens WR DAL | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rashid Shaheed WR NO | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | San Francisco 49ers K SF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | EJ Speed LB HOU | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Trey Benson RB ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Frankie Luvu LB WAS | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Justin Herbert QB LAC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Tony Pollard RB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Jonathan Taylor RB IND | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Rachaad White RB TB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Cole Kmet TE CHI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kansas City Chiefs K KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Wed Aug 27 10:37pm CT |
| Released | Kyzir White LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Patrick Queen LB PIT | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Tyrel Dodson LB MIA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
| Released | Cody Barton LB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Jun 14 10:45am CT |
Trades
No trades have been performed by this team.
Team Information
Owner:
Nick Cavallo
Division:
LE'VEON! DONT STARKS THE BLOUNT
Conference:
HATERS
