

| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI | 9 | NYG | Final | Recap | Starter | 27.15 | Jalen Hurts 22 rushing yds (2.20 pts) Jalen Hurts 179 passing yds (8.95 pts) Jalen Hurts 4 passing TDs (16.00 pts) . . . Jalen Hurts 9 yd TD pass to Saquon Barkley . . . Jalen Hurts 6 yd TD pass to Dallas Goedert . . . Jalen Hurts 17 yd TD pass to Dallas Goedert . . . Jalen Hurts 40 yd TD pass to Jahan Dotson | |
| Derrick Henry | RB | BAL | 7 | CHI | Final | Recap | Starter | 19.10 | Derrick Henry 71 rushing yds (7.10 pts) Derrick Henry 2 rushing TDs (12.00 pts) . . . Derrick Henry 2 yd TD rush . . . Derrick Henry 2 yd TD rush | |
| Quinshon Judkins | RB | CLE | 9 | @NE | Final | Recap | Starter | 4.90 | Quinshon Judkins 19 rushing yds (1.90 pts) Quinshon Judkins 3 receptions (3.00 pts) | |
| Javonte Williams | RB | DAL | 10 | @DEN | Final | Recap | Starter | 17.90 | Javonte Williams 41 rushing yds (4.10 pts) Javonte Williams 2 rushing TDs (12.00 pts) . . . Javonte Williams 1 yd TD rush . . . Javonte Williams 1 yd TD rush Javonte Williams 8 receiving yds (0.80 pts) Javonte Williams 1 reception (1.00 pts) | |
| Stefon Diggs | WR | NE | 14 | CLE | Final | Recap | Starter | 10.40 | Stefon Diggs 14 receiving yds (1.40 pts) Stefon Diggs 3 receptions (3.00 pts) Stefon Diggs 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Stefon Diggs 1 yd TD pass from Drake Maye | |
| George Pickens | WR | DAL | 10 | @DEN | Final | Recap | Starter | 14.80 | George Pickens 78 receiving yds (7.80 pts) George Pickens 7 receptions (7.00 pts) | |
| Dalton Kincaid | TE | BUF | 7 | Q | @CAR | Final | Recap | Starter | 3.30 | Dalton Kincaid 23 receiving yds (2.30 pts) Dalton Kincaid 1 reception (1.00 pts) |
| Will Reichard | K | MIN | 6 | @LAC | Final | Recap | Starter | 6.40 | Will Reichard 1 made FG (3.00 pts) Will Reichard 54 yd FG (2.40 pts) Will Reichard 1 made PAT (1.00 pts) | |
| Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 6 | @LAC | Final | Recap | Starter | 4.00 | Minnesota Vikings 2 sacks (2.00 pts) Minnesota Vikings 1 interception (2.00 pts) | |
| Sam Darnold | QB | SEA | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Jacory Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 12 | @KC | Mon 7:15pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Zonovan Knight | RB | ARI | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Dylan Sampson | RB | CLE | 9 | @NE | Final | Recap | Bench | 7.90 | Dylan Sampson 29 receiving yds (2.90 pts) Dylan Sampson 5 receptions (5.00 pts) | |
| Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE | 14 | CLE | Final | Recap | Bench | 5.90 | Rhamondre Stevenson 34 rushing yds (3.40 pts) Rhamondre Stevenson 15 receiving yds (1.50 pts) Rhamondre Stevenson 1 reception (1.00 pts) | |
| Davante Adams | WR | LAR | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Jalen Coker | WR | CAR | 14 | BUF | Final | Recap | Bench | 6.60 | Jalen Coker 36 receiving yds (3.60 pts) Jalen Coker 3 receptions (3.00 pts) | |
| Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 12 | @KC | Mon 7:15pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 7 | @CAR | Final | Recap | Bench | 20.80 | Khalil Shakir 88 receiving yds (8.80 pts) Khalil Shakir 6 receptions (6.00 pts) Khalil Shakir 1 receiving TD (6.00 pts) . . . Khalil Shakir 54 yd TD pass from Josh Allen | |
| Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 5 | GB | Final | Recap | Bench | 4.30 | Pat Freiermuth 13 receiving yds (1.30 pts) Pat Freiermuth 3 receptions (3.00 pts) | |
| Jason Myers | K | SEA | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 6 | N | SF | Final | Recap | IR | 0.00 |
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 118.90 146.70 | Derrick Henry (30.20) Best Roster | vs | Universal Remote Control | 102.50 | WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 100.75 145.05 | Javonte Williams (25.00) Best Roster | vs | Basket of Deplorables | 108.00 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 3 | 136.00 146.20 | Jalen Hurts (32.30) Best Roster | vs | He Hate Me D11 | 111.00 | WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 144.50 155.10 | George Pickens (33.40) Best Roster | vs | BROTHERS OF ANARCHY | 151.30 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 5 | 123.60 164.85 | Sam Darnold (32.05) Best Roster | vs | Mr Roboto | 138.25 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 6 | 101.45 114.75 | George Pickens (31.80) Best Roster | vs | Dak to the Future | 134.75 | LOSS | ||
| Week 7 | 132.10 146.30 | Jalen Hurts (28.30) Best Roster | vs | Grid Iron Pimps | 131.90 | WIN | ||
| Week 8 | 107.95 124.85 | Jalen Hurts (27.15) Best Roster | vs | LaPorta Potties | 131.10 | LOSS | ||
| Week 9 | vs | Touchy Feely? | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | Nerd 1 | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | Mr. Ribz | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | Universal Remote Control | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Basket of Deplorables | ||||||
| Week 14 | vs | He Hate Me D11 | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Acquired | Will Reichard K MIN | Waiver Wire ($3) | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 11:04pm CT |
| Acquired | Pat Freiermuth TE PIT | Waiver Wire ($1) | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAX | Waiver Wire | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 11:04pm CT |
| Released | AJ Barner TE SEA | Waiver Wire | Week 8 | Wed Oct 22 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Jonnu Smith TE PIT | Waiver Wire | Week 7 | Wed Oct 15 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Emari Demercado RB ARI | Waiver Wire | Week 7 | Wed Oct 15 11:04pm CT |
| Acquired | Jalen Coker WR CAR | Waiver Wire ($75) | Week 7 | Wed Oct 15 11:04pm CT |
| Acquired | Zonovan Knight RB ARI | Waiver Wire ($275) | Week 7 | Wed Oct 15 11:04pm CT |
| Acquired | AJ Barner TE SEA | Waiver Wire ($1) | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 11:04pm CT |
| Acquired | Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAX | Waiver Wire ($1) | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Dont'e Thornton Jr. WR LV | Waiver Wire | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Chris Rodriguez Jr. RB WAS | Waiver Wire | Week 6 | Wed Oct 8 11:04pm CT |
| Acquired | Emari Demercado RB ARI | Waiver Wire ($451) | Week 5 | Wed Oct 1 11:05pm CT |
| Released | Jerome Ford RB CLE | Waiver Wire | Week 5 | Wed Oct 1 11:05pm CT |
| Acquired | Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN | Waiver Wire ($81) | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 11:04pm CT |
| Acquired | Jason Myers K SEA | Waiver Wire ($1) | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT | Waiver Wire | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Daniel Carlson K LV | Waiver Wire | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 11:04pm CT |
| Released | Marvin Mims WR DEN | Waiver Wire | Week 3 | Wed Sep 17 11:05pm CT |
| Acquired | Chris Rodriguez Jr. RB WAS | Waiver Wire ($100) | Week 3 | Wed Sep 17 11:05pm CT |
| Released | Miles Sanders RB DAL | Owner | Week 1 | Mon Aug 25 8:02pm CT |
| Released | Marquise Brown WR KC | Owner | Week 1 | Mon Aug 25 8:02pm CT |
| Released | Dyami Brown WR JAX | Owner | Week 1 | Fri Aug 22 8:12pm CT |
| On I/R | Joe Mixon RB HOU | Owner | Week 1 | Sun Aug 17 9:05pm CT |
| Released | AJ Dillon RB PHI | Owner | Week 1 | Tue Aug 5 11:35am CT |
| Traded | Jack Bech WR LV Released: AJ Dillon RB PHI | to Nerd 1 | Jerome Ford RB CLE Dylan Sampson RB CLE | Week 1 | Accepted by Armchair QB 14 Tue Aug 5 11:35am CT |
| Traded | Najee Harris RB LAC Rnd 4, Pick 9 | to Universal Remote Control | Stefon Diggs WR NE Rnd 6, Pick 4 | Week 1 | Accepted by Universal Remote Control Mon Jul 21 7:00pm CT |
| Traded | Rnd 5, Pick 9 | to Universal Remote Control | 2026 Draft, Rnd 5 | Week 1 | Accepted by Universal Remote Control Thu Jul 17 8:08pm CT |
| Traded | Rnd 7, Pick 9 | to Dak to the Future | 2026 Draft, Rnd 6 | Week 1 | Accepted by Dak to the Future Thu Jul 17 8:05pm CT |
| Traded | Adam Thielen WR MIN | to Universal Remote Control | Rnd 9, Pick 4 | Week 1 | Accepted by Armchair QB 14 Wed Jul 9 8:50pm CT |
| Traded | Blake Corum RB LAR Jaylen Wright RB MIA | to Basket of Deplorables | Rnd 2, Pick 12 Rnd 4, Pick 3 | Week 1 | Accepted by Basket of Deplorables Wed Jul 9 10:47am CT |
| Traded | Chigoziem Okonkwo TE TEN | to Dak to the Future | Rnd 5, Pick 5 | Week 1 | Accepted by Armchair QB 14 Tue Jul 8 9:52pm CT |