

| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI | 9 | NYG | Final | Recap | Starter | 35.20 | Jalen Hurts 4 passing TDs (24.00 pts) . . . Jalen Hurts 9 yd TD pass to Saquon Barkley . . . Jalen Hurts 6 yd TD pass to Dallas Goedert . . . Jalen Hurts 17 yd TD pass to Dallas Goedert . . . Jalen Hurts 40 yd TD pass to Jahan Dotson Jalen Hurts 22 rushing yds (2.20 pts) Jalen Hurts 8.9 yds per attempt (2.00 pts) Jalen Hurts 179 passing yds (7.00 pts) | |
| Breece Hall | RB | NYJ | 9 | Q | @CIN | Final | Recap | Starter | 42.30 | Breece Hall 2 rushing TDs (12.00 pts) . . . Breece Hall 5 yd TD rush . . . Breece Hall 27 yd TD rush Breece Hall 1 passing TD (6.00 pts) . . . Breece Hall 4 yd TD pass to Mason Taylor Breece Hall 2 receptions (2.00 pts) Breece Hall 133 rushing yds (13.30 pts) Breece Hall 18 rushing atts (3.60 pts) Breece Hall 14 receiving yds (1.40 pts) Breece Hall 7.4 yds per rush (4.00 pts) |
| Quinshon Judkins | RB | CLE | 9 | @NE | Final | Recap | Starter | 6.70 | Quinshon Judkins 3 receptions (3.00 pts) Quinshon Judkins 19 rushing yds (1.90 pts) Quinshon Judkins 9 rushing atts (1.80 pts) | |
| Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC | 10 | WAS | Mon 7:15pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL | 10 | @DEN | 4th Qtr 2:57 | Starter | 14.60 | CeeDee Lamb 7 receptions (7.00 pts) CeeDee Lamb 2 rushing yds (0.20 pts) CeeDee Lamb 74 receiving yds (7.40 pts) | |
| DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI | 9 | NYG | Final | Recap | Starter | 16.40 | DeVonta Smith 6 receptions (6.00 pts) DeVonta Smith 84 receiving yds (8.40 pts) DeVonta Smith 14.0 yds per reception (2.00 pts) | |
| Los Angeles Chargers | K | LAC | 12 | MIN | Final | Recap | Starter | 14.00 | Los Angeles Chargers 43 yd FG (1.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 45 yd FG (1.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 49 yd missed FG (-1.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 3 made FGs (9.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 4 made PATs (4.00 pts) | |
| Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 5 | @PIT | Sun 7:20pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Woody Marks | RB | HOU | 6 | SF | Final | Recap | Bench | 19.30 | Woody Marks 4 receptions (4.00 pts) Woody Marks 62 rushing yds (6.20 pts) Woody Marks 11 rushing atts (2.20 pts) Woody Marks 49 receiving yds (4.90 pts) Woody Marks 5.6 yds per rush (2.00 pts) | |
| Keon Coleman | WR | BUF | 7 | @CAR | Final | Recap | Bench | 6.00 | Keon Coleman 3 receptions (3.00 pts) Keon Coleman 30 receiving yds (3.00 pts) | |
| Tre Tucker | WR | LV | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Chigoziem Okonkwo | TE | TEN | 10 | @IND | Final | Bench | 14.30 | Chigoziem Okonkwo 4 receptions (8.00 pts) Chigoziem Okonkwo 53 receiving yds (5.30 pts) Chigoziem Okonkwo 13.2 yds per reception (1.00 pts) | |
| Cade Otton | TE | TB | 9 | @NO | Final | Recap | Bench | 12.00 | Cade Otton 4 receptions (8.00 pts) Cade Otton 40 receiving yds (4.00 pts) |
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 97.20 102.10 | Baker Mayfield (28.50) Best Roster | vs | Shit-Tier Squad | 113.80 | LOSS | ||
| Week 2 | 88.00 110.30 | Baker Mayfield (23.90) Best Roster | vs | Team Stoneburgh | 137.60 | LOSS | ||
| Week 3 | 113.00 147.70 | Jalen Hurts (35.00) Best Roster | vs | Team Beaton (AE4) | 128.10 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 107.60 119.60 | Quinshon Judkins (25.70) Best Roster | vs | Hedge Your Bets (NE1) | 125.50 | LOSS | ||
| Week 5 | 113.80 142.90 | Jalen Hurts (24.50) Best Roster | vs | Team Calhoun (AW1) | 108.40 | WIN | ||
| Week 6 | 94.90 116.50 | Jalen Hurts (23.50) Best Roster | vs | Los Pollos Hermanos | 164.90 | LOSS | ||
| Week 7 | 147.10 188.40 | DeVonta Smith (37.30) Best Roster | vs | Goomba Stompers | 98.00 | WIN | ||
| Week 8 | 129.20 156.10 | Breece Hall (42.30) Best Roster | vs | She's Startin' | 123.90 | |||
| Week 9 | vs | Bruce Almighty | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | Team Buscemi (NE4) | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | Team Stoneburgh | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | Shit-Tier Squad | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Team Beaton (AE4) | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Released | Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC | Commissioner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 4:32pm CT |
| Acquired | Green Bay Packers D/ST GB | Commissioner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 4:32pm CT |
| Released | Colston Loveland TE CHI | Commissioner | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 4:33pm CT |
| Acquired | Woody Marks RB HOU | Commissioner | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 4:33pm CT |
| Released | Najee Harris RB LAC | Commissioner | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 4:32pm CT |
| Acquired | Tre Tucker WR LV | Commissioner | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 4:32pm CT |
| Traded | Baker Mayfield QB TB | to Mini-Mii (AN3) | Keon Coleman WR BUF | Week 3 | Performed by Commissioner Thu Sep 18 4:34pm CT |