

| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI | 9 | NYG | 3rd Qtr 00:12 | Starter | 18.80 | Jalen Hurts 2 passing TDs (12.00 pts) . . . Jalen Hurts 9 yd TD pass to Saquon Barkley . . . Jalen Hurts 6 yd TD pass to Dallas Goedert Jalen Hurts 22 rushing yds (2.20 pts) Jalen Hurts 117 passing yds (4.60 pts) | |
| Breece Hall | RB | NYJ | 9 | Q | @CIN | 3rd Qtr 1:38 | Starter | 10.30 | Breece Hall 2 receptions (2.00 pts) Breece Hall 45 rushing yds (4.50 pts) Breece Hall 12 rushing atts (2.40 pts) Breece Hall 14 receiving yds (1.40 pts) |
| Quinshon Judkins | RB | CLE | 9 | @NE | 3rd Qtr 00:03 | Starter | 6.70 | Quinshon Judkins 3 receptions (3.00 pts) Quinshon Judkins 19 rushing yds (1.90 pts) Quinshon Judkins 9 rushing atts (1.80 pts) | |
| Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC | 10 | WAS | Mon 7:15pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL | 10 | @DEN | Sun 3:25pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI | 9 | NYG | 3rd Qtr 00:12 | Starter | 16.40 | DeVonta Smith 6 receptions (6.00 pts) DeVonta Smith 84 receiving yds (8.40 pts) DeVonta Smith 14.0 yds per reception (2.00 pts) | |
| Los Angeles Chargers | K | LAC | 12 | MIN | Final | Recap | Starter | 14.00 | Los Angeles Chargers 43 yd FG (1.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 45 yd FG (1.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 49 yd missed FG (-1.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 3 made FGs (9.00 pts) Los Angeles Chargers 4 made PATs (4.00 pts) | |
| Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 5 | @PIT | Sun 7:20pm CT | Starter | 0.00 | ||
| Woody Marks | RB | HOU | 6 | SF | 3rd Qtr 00:28 | Bench | 11.20 | Woody Marks 3 receptions (3.00 pts) Woody Marks 16 rushing yds (1.60 pts) Woody Marks 6 rushing atts (1.20 pts) Woody Marks 54 receiving yds (5.40 pts) | |
| Keon Coleman | WR | BUF | 7 | @CAR | 3rd Qtr 1:19 | Bench | 4.20 | Keon Coleman 2 receptions (2.00 pts) Keon Coleman 22 receiving yds (2.20 pts) | |
| Tre Tucker | WR | LV | 8 | bye | Bench | 0.00 | |||
| Chigoziem Okonkwo | TE | TEN | 10 | @IND | Sun 3:25pm CT | Bench | 0.00 | ||
| Cade Otton | TE | TB | 9 | @NO | Sun 3:05pm CT | Bench | 0.00 |
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 97.20 102.10 | Baker Mayfield (28.50) Best Roster | vs | Shit-Tier Squad | 113.80 | LOSS | ||
| Week 2 | 88.00 110.30 | Baker Mayfield (23.90) Best Roster | vs | Team Stoneburgh | 137.60 | LOSS | ||
| Week 3 | 113.00 147.70 | Jalen Hurts (35.00) Best Roster | vs | Team Beaton (AE4) | 128.10 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 107.60 119.60 | Quinshon Judkins (25.70) Best Roster | vs | Hedge Your Bets (NE1) | 125.50 | LOSS | ||
| Week 5 | 113.80 142.90 | Jalen Hurts (24.50) Best Roster | vs | Team Calhoun (AW1) | 108.40 | WIN | ||
| Week 6 | 94.90 116.50 | Jalen Hurts (23.50) Best Roster | vs | Los Pollos Hermanos | 164.90 | LOSS | ||
| Week 7 | 147.10 188.40 | DeVonta Smith (37.30) Best Roster | vs | Goomba Stompers | 98.00 | WIN | ||
| Week 8 | 66.20 81.60 | Jalen Hurts (18.80) Best Roster | vs | She's Startin' | 95.80 | |||
| Week 9 | vs | Bruce Almighty | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | Team Buscemi (NE4) | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | Team Stoneburgh | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | Shit-Tier Squad | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Team Beaton (AE4) | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Released | Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC | Commissioner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 4:32pm CT |
| Acquired | Green Bay Packers D/ST GB | Commissioner | Week 6 | Thu Oct 9 4:32pm CT |
| Released | Colston Loveland TE CHI | Commissioner | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 4:33pm CT |
| Acquired | Woody Marks RB HOU | Commissioner | Week 5 | Thu Oct 2 4:33pm CT |
| Released | Najee Harris RB LAC | Commissioner | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 4:32pm CT |
| Acquired | Tre Tucker WR LV | Commissioner | Week 4 | Wed Sep 24 4:32pm CT |
| Traded | Baker Mayfield QB TB | to Mini-Mii (AN3) | Keon Coleman WR BUF | Week 3 | Performed by Commissioner Thu Sep 18 4:34pm CT |