

| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | SAL | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Josh Allen | QB | BUF | 7 | $1 | BAL | ||||||
| Keon Coleman | WR | BUF | 7 | $3 | BAL | ||||||
| Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 7 | $2 | BAL | ||||||
| Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 10 | $5 | @LAC | ||||||
| Trey McBride | TE | ARI | 8 | $2 | @NO | ||||||
| Jack Campbell | LB | DET | 8 | $3 | @GB | ||||||
| Nakobe Dean | LB | PHI | 9 | U | $2 | DAL | |||||
| Quincy Williams | LB | NYJ | 9 | $1 | PIT | ||||||
| Kerby Joseph | DB | DET | 8 | $2 | @GB | ||||||
| Justin Reid | DB | NO | 11 | $1 | ARI | ||||||
| Sam Darnold | QB | SEA | 8 | $2 | SF | ||||||
| Jalen Milroe | QB | SEA | 8 | $0 | SF | ||||||
| Trey Benson | RB | ARI | 8 | $4 | @NO | ||||||
| Dalvin Cook | RB | DAL | 10 | $1 | @PHI | ||||||
| Breece Hall | RB | NYJ | 9 | $3 | PIT | ||||||
| Kareem Hunt | RB | KC | 10 | $1 | @LAC | ||||||
| Woody Marks | RB | HOU | 6 | $0 | @LAR | ||||||
| Jordan Mason | RB | MIN | 6 | $3 | @CHI | ||||||
| Alexander Mattison | RB | MIA | 12 | X | $1 | @IND | |||||
| Chris Rodriguez Jr. | RB | WAS | 12 | $1 | NYG | ||||||
| Emanuel Wilson | RB | GB | 5 | $1 | DET | ||||||
| Kayshon Boutte | WR | NE | 14 | $1 | LV | ||||||
| Tyler Boyd | WR | --- | - | $1 | bye | ||||||
| Jahan Dotson | WR | PHI | 9 | $2 | DAL | ||||||
| Travis Hunter | WR | JAX | 8 | $0 | CAR | ||||||
| Andrei Iosivas | WR | CIN | 10 | $1 | @CLE | ||||||
| Tetairoa McMillan | WR | CAR | 14 | $0 | @JAX | ||||||
| Jalen Nailor | WR | MIN | 6 | $1 | @CHI | ||||||
| Oronde Gadsden II | TE | LAC | 12 | $0 | KC | ||||||
| Isaiah Likely | TE | BAL | 7 | $3 | @BUF | ||||||
| Abdul Carter | DL | NYG | 14 | $1 | @WAS | ||||||
| Jermaine Johnson II | DL | NYJ | 9 | $2 | PIT | ||||||
| Greg Rousseau | DL | BUF | 7 | $2 | BAL | ||||||
| Quinnen Williams | DL | NYJ | 9 | $2 | PIT | ||||||
| Byron Young | DL | LAR | 8 | $2 | HOU | ||||||
| Derrick Barnes | LB | DET | 8 | $2 | @GB | ||||||
| Ja'Whaun Bentley | LB | NE | 14 | $1 | LV | ||||||
| Akeem Davis-Gaither | LB | ARI | 8 | $2 | @NO | ||||||
| Christian Rozeboom | LB | CAR | 14 | $1 | @JAX | ||||||
| Kyle Dugger | DB | NE | 14 | $3 | LV | ||||||
| Jaden Hicks | DB | KC | 10 | $1 | @LAC | ||||||
| Daxton Hill | DB | CIN | 10 | $2 | @CLE | ||||||
| Jevon Holland | DB | NYG | 14 | $1 | @WAS | ||||||
| Xavier Woods | DB | TEN | 10 | $2 | @DEN | ||||||
| TAXI SQUAD | |||||||||||
| Darnell Washington | TE | PIT | 5 | $0 | @NYJ | ||||||
| Lukas Van Ness | DL | GB | 5 | $0 | DET | ||||||
| J.J. McCarthy | QB | MIN | 6 | $0 | @CHI | ||||||
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | vs | Ozarks | ||||||
| Week 2 | vs | Nea Kameni | ||||||
| vs | Jakku Resistance | |||||||
| Week 3 | vs | Guinness | ||||||
| vs | The Process | |||||||
| Week 4 | vs | Crazy Con Men | ||||||
| vs | Jager Bombs | |||||||
| Week 5 | vs | JoeStradamus | ||||||
| Week 6 | vs | KingAj86 | ||||||
| Week 7 | vs | Fanny Dusters | ||||||
| Week 8 | vs | Sweater Meat | ||||||
| Week 9 | vs | Double Sluggo | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | Big Possum Walks Late | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | Nea Kameni | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | Jakku Resistance | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Guinness | ||||||
| Week 14 | vs | JoeStradamus | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Acquired | Emanuel Wilson RB GB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Aug 2 7:48am CT |
| Acquired | Jaden Hicks DB KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Aug 2 7:48am CT |
| Released | Carson Wentz QB --- | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Jul 13 3:05pm CT |
| Released | Drew Lock QB SEA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Jul 13 3:05pm CT |
| Off I/R | Jermaine Johnson II DL NYJ | Owner | Week 1 | Wed Jun 11 6:47pm CT |
| Off I/R | Derrick Barnes LB DET | Owner | Week 1 | Wed Jun 11 6:47pm CT |
| Off I/R | Ja'Whaun Bentley LB NE | Owner | Week 1 | Wed Jun 11 6:47pm CT |
| Off I/R | Daxton Hill DB CIN | Owner | Week 1 | Wed Jun 11 6:47pm CT |
| Acquired | Greg Rousseau DL BUF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 23 2:09pm CT |
| Acquired | Byron Young DL LAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 23 2:08pm CT |
| Acquired | Kareem Hunt RB KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 23 2:07pm CT |
| Acquired | Xavier Woods DB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat May 17 9:00am CT |
| Acquired | Drew Lock QB SEA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Tue May 13 7:58am CT |
| Acquired | Carson Wentz QB --- | Commissioner | Week 1 | Tue May 13 7:58am CT |
| Acquired | Christian Rozeboom LB CAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 9 7:45pm CT |
| Acquired | Akeem Davis-Gaither LB ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 9 7:43pm CT |
| Acquired | Kayshon Boutte WR NE | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 9 7:37pm CT |
| Released | Tyrod Taylor QB NYJ | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Jaden Hicks DB KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Jonathan Owens DB CHI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Jalen Ramsey DB PIT | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Bub Means WR NO | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Ivan Pace Jr. LB MIN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Jamel Dean DB TB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Tony Adams DB NYJ | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Frank Gore Jr. RB BUF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Royce Freeman RB LAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Julius Chestnut RB TEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Israel Abanikanda RB GB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Mitchell Trubisky QB BUF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Ryan Tannehill QB --- | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Tommy DeVito QB NYG | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Zach Sieler DL MIA | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Darius Slayton WR NYG | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Sincere McCormick RB LV | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Dare Ogunbowale RB HOU | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Deneric Prince RB NE | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Preston Smith LB PIT | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Darius Muasau LB NYG | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Michael Hoecht DL BUF | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Tanner Hudson TE CIN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Jamari Thrash WR CLE | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Nelson Agholor WR --- | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Emanuel Wilson RB GB | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Jamaal Williams RB --- | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Carson Steele RB KC | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Released | Justice Hill RB BAL | Commissioner | Week 1 | Fri May 2 7:20pm CT |
| Traded | Rnd 6, Pick 2 | to JoeStradamus | $7 waiver wire bid money | Week 1 | Accepted by Ass Pennies Wed Aug 6 5:47pm CT |
| Traded | Rnd 3, Pick 4 | to Fanny Dusters | 2026 Draft, Rnd 2 (from KingAj86) | Week 1 | Accepted by Fanny Dusters Mon Aug 4 3:52am CT |
| Traded | 2026 Draft, Rnd 1 (from JoeStradamus) 2026 Draft, Rnd 2 | to Big Possum Walks Late | Breece Hall RB NYJ | Week 1 | Accepted by Big Possum Walks Late Sun Aug 3 1:17pm CT |
| Traded | Rnd 1, Pick 14 | to JoeStradamus | Jordan Mason RB MIN 2026 Draft, Rnd 1 | Week 1 | Accepted by JoeStradamus Sat Aug 2 3:04pm CT |
| Traded | Rnd 2, Pick 13 | to Big Possum Walks Late | Sam Darnold QB SEA | Week 1 | Performed by Commissioner Wed May 7 11:22am CT |
| ROSTER | CAP ADJUSTMENTS | NET CAP | $72 | $5 | $105 |
|---|---|---|
| Adjustments: | ||
| mistake | $45 | 10:12pm CT |
| Activated WR Preston Williams in-season | ($25) | 3:32pm CT |
| released LB Dorian O'Daniel | ($10) | 3:31pm CT |
| released DL Trey Hendrickson | ($10) | 3:31pm CT |
| Ir | $5 | 7:19pm CT |
| back to 100 | ($4) | 2:15pm CT |
| 4 on IR | $4 | 7:03am CT |
| restart | ($5) | 8:03pm CT |
| Jaron brown IR | $1 | 6:21am CT |
| Players on IR | $3 | 5:26pm CT |
| Steve Johnson IR | $1 | 11:39am CT |
| correction | ($10) | 6:38pm CT |
| NBA Finals | $10 | 6:38pm CT |
| New Year | ($5) | 8:45am CT |
| 2 players on IR | $2 | 6:30am CT |
| Players on IR | $3 | 5:47am CT |
Net Cap is base salary cap plus adjustments to team's cap.